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Rewind The History June 2008 July 2008 August 2008 September 2008 October 2008 November 2008 December 2008 January 2009 February 2009 May 2009 June 2009 Music |
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Laugh,Apall,Wanton,Ludicrous(LAWL)
Ooh! looks like another club banger,They better hang on, When i throw this thang on, get a little drink on, they'goin' flip, For this Akon shit. you can bank on it, Pedicure, manicure,kitty cat claws, the way she climbs up and down them poles, [to be continued...] hello! Today i had the FUNNIEST day of my life-not counting last night, hehehe. well, anyway. i woke up, feeling inert and inexorable. so much so that i even argued about taking cornflakes. i wanted 'Koko Krunch' but my mom insisted on Cornflakes. Therefore i ate in silence-the dreaded cornflakes under the ominous stare of my mom. well, it's Just My luck. Then i went to school. the rest of the day was Fine....till English. hawhaw. Mdm Anne, who was enlightened with lame jokes by the one and only, Hannah khaw gave us a couple of lame jokes as well. Mdm Anne: why was the butter thrown out of the window? me: shrugs Mdm Anne: because it wanted to see a butter FLY!!! (hawhawhaw) you know, dudes, life is challenging at times and gwen for the first time didn't like me being subtle. mm. she says i should fit at the RIGHT times. lalalaalalla then later, when we were waiting for Mdm Cecilia, i was feeling really hyper, so arathi and i went crazy. i sang goodness-knows-what-i-was-singing Bollywood songs in that really high pitched voice that got arathi roflamzao. then, little i knew that Mr Naresh was looking at me!!!! gasp!*i dashed to my seat and acted sober. hehe. that was embarassing. then Mdm Cecilia came. Note: she's the best damn English teacher man! and with that i pity Gwen Yi. Poor thing. We had an evil plan to destroy the world!!! Hawhawhaw!! it was "reading limericks" yaay. here are a few memorable convos:- Ian: there once was a haunted house, and in there lived a horny mouse Cecilia: you are such a pervert! What is WRONG with you? is SEX all you can think about? Ian: (says something) Cecilia: how do even know if the mouse is horny? (class bursts out in laughter) Woots! she rocks wei! Convo #2 Cecilia: PHOEBE!! WAKE UP! ARE YOU IN DREAMLAND? me: (dreamily) wha...? cecilia: see! you don't even KNOW your own name, by golly that's lame, me:(grins at her rhyme) sorry for being an old dame. Convo #3 Ze An: and so he bought some porn.. cecilia: WHAAT!! lawl! she rocks like crap man! Then Math, we were supposed to write surveys and there was a question that gave Mdm hema a PRICELESS expression. Mdm Hema: good, good, good, (eyes bulge out and mouth hangs open at question 4) Question 4: sexiest wesleyian teacher: -Mdm hema -Mdm hema -Mdm hema others: mdm shirley lawl wei! then hannah introduced a new product:- face sandpaper. i tried it on Mdm Hema..(the commercial) Me: (in a national geographic voice) have you ever felt SO UGLY, that you just can't BEAR to lool at youself in the mirror? well, Smart Eagle has JUST the solution YOU need to solve the problem. (whips out) SANDPAPER!! (kay hou and jeremy go to mdm hema) me: (look irritated)(hannah cracks up)(i talk in a deep tune) Minta maaf, rancangan ini tergendala sebentar. LAWL!~!! so FUNNY !! (the boys leave) me: well, Eagle brand.. (they come back) me: (look irritated as hannah bursts out laughing again) rancangan ini ada 'satelit' problem whoop!! haha! yes. today was funny. haha. bye for now. Labels: phoebe is perverted Monday, August 11, 2008 at 3:59 AM ♥
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