IT'S ALL PHOEBE!!!!

Nicole Was Here :D

2009-06-01T05:02:00.000-07:00

Hello hello :D

Nicole here, haha, durhh?! I just changed Phoebe's blog layout to a 'better' one, I guess ? And sadly all the LINKS got EFFIN DELETED, MATHECHIBAISOHAIKIA! *sorry Phoebe for cursing in your blog* . So anyways, if you want to be linked, or if I missed out your name, kindly leave your name & blog link at the chatbox.

Please & ThankYou .

my blog is alive again!!!!

2009-05-21T23:25:00.001-07:00

thank you for the advertuising\
NICOLE IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THT WAS nicole and she is going to be my co-blogger...coz im too lazy to blog..heh hehe heh
watched american idol yesterday
and i freaking HATE the results-so soo sad :(
adam lambert lost..............ishhh my dad said it was a sorry sight..............i mean i can imagine adam s face on the list of winners but kris allen?? sory.........he sucks.....
david cook performed permanent.......woooooooooowooooooooooooooooo AWSOME song!!!!!!!!
im so in love with david cook!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
so i am going to post loads more...........but since i hardly have anything to blog abt................so ciaoooo

tyra's view on ham: SEXY(phoebe protests)

2009-02-13T22:05:00.000-08:00

i'm back to update my blog....and i'm not in the best mood. i just got off youtube, watching antm cycle 10 finale and seeing like...the best, most high-fashion model in the history of america's next top model lose to what?-a fat, chunk, of ham. ok..ok...i'm being a bit mean here, but seriously! Anya takes better photographs and honestly, her runway walk wasn't that bad!

i have nothing against Whitney(antm so-called winner {>:(] ) but i really thought anya was going to win....and so did the other girls in antm too. and i quote from Paulina, or was it Nigel..?

"Whitney is the type of girl men want in their bedroom and anya's the type of girl they want to buy the dress from"

AHEM AHEM! kind of speaks for itself doesn't it??? if whitney's the type of girl men want in their bedroom, don't FRIGGING JOIN AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL! JOIN A BROTHEL OR SOMETHING!!! ok...that was real mean of me....whitney's ok...in the show and stuff..i have nothing against her...(lesson learnt about my angry protests against caridee and caridee fans spamming my box)...arrrr...but Anya's a better model....like...for real....

and plus, she has a whole modelling career ahead of her..that i know...and i feel better about that....but....tyra! OPEN YOUR EYES!!! you're better than this ! COME ON!!!!!

ok fine.....whitney's winning is gonna show the world:

HAM

SEXY!

now everyone's gonna spam my box...great.....but i just had to get that off my chest....

i should consider putting my blog on private....

P.S- Don't take this the wrong way Tyra..i still admire you..

ANTM,MUSE,UGLY BETTY,SHARK

2009-01-23T23:52:00.000-08:00

yeah! im back again! my top four favs!! hhahaha!! first, my antm craze is back on track, secondly muse rocks!( thank you haikal!) ugly betty's coming back to Star World on the 10th of Feb and last but not least, Shark is awesome too.

we just had a assembly, and it was about internet misuse.......they mentioned a lot of things we weren't supposed to do. and well....not exactly surprising..i did them all....yeah.. im bad..sue me....whatever.......
and Mr H (you noe who) isn't gonna be teaching me my fav sport any more!! NOOOOOO!!
pheebs gets upset....
mm......and then on the last day, i watched Michael Jackson's live performance on Mr Muru's laptop. it was good..yeah.......

and i really have nothing coz there was the whole "don't post personal details on internet" and i m like- hello! my name is phoebe and i live in california. i like pizza and hate rude people...
gasp* i revealed a part of myself...geez sue me then.....
ah please dont sue me... im almost broke...
damn
im talking crap

q&a

2008-12-28T22:59:00.000-08:00

hey there! things have really got crazy this time i have to say....hahha....well then,.....i have decided to just answer the question thrown at me then...so ask away and i'll do my best to answer....coz i really lost my blogging happiness....mm

desperate housewives madness

2008-12-24T20:57:00.000-08:00

teri hatcher

andrea bowen

lyndsy fonseca

hello again readers! now...as you can see....i watched a coupla episodes of desperate housewives and i seem to like it.....a lot. now, my favourite housewife is susan mayer(teri hatcher) and if you watched the show, i think you'll understand why.......

hahahaahhah

emma roberts!

2008-12-11T02:05:00.000-08:00

my current fave! AND yes i am back to blogging! and as usual, the pictures of emma roberts!

phoebe's thoughts on Wild Child

2008-12-11T01:42:00.000-08:00

Crazy teens in Malibu, hot,adorable British girls with a such a strong British accent that you'll end up sub consciously imitaing their style of language..(i don't know if it had the same effect on you, but it did for me....:) well....what more can you ask from Wild Child?

the show is about..(yep..you guessed it! ) a spoilt, (and amazingly amazing..:P)American girl who tipped her father for the very last time for jumping into the sea...(and if that sounds innocent...wait.. there's more) ---with her dad's girlfriend's clothes...and the rest of the girlfriend's clothes and stuff went to her friends, the dump...and goodness knows where else...

the infamous girl is no other than Poppy Moore, played by Emma Roberts(who is my current fave right now...:D) the bitchyness portrayed by Emma displays and shows that she is a girl who is able to play both sides of a girl- a goody two shoes(nancy drew) and just being a plain old biotch with attitude problems....

this show is a MUST-SEE for the girls who are into the kind of thing.....can't really explain it....but it's a good show....funny witty and charming...

however, it kind of makes you hate British schools by how strict the rules are enforced and the matron....ho ho ho!

anyways, the whole concept of the show is actually the clash of two cultures, in the way they behave and the way they speak. a scene which i find is exceptionally funny is when poppy's friends..drippy and kate try to buy some vino and at the same time, look and play the part..and i quote; *note: all the time, drippy's voice is kinda like a stammer...(the script isn't accurate..so bear with it!)

drippy: so....(voice falters)how is your new office?

kate: (swishes hair and smiles at the guy selling the wine)i don't know which is worse, that new office...or that dratted husband of mine...

drippy: yeah..and keith wants his report on Thursssday

kate: (looks hesitantly at man) what's the report about?

drippy: um...um..um..err....um....business

(at the background, poppy rolls her eyes and mouths the word,"what?')

drippy; so..you want to buy a carpet tomorrow?

kate: sure..once i drop the kids at the pool (smiles nervously at man)..in my saloon car

(confidently) two bottles of (some wine)and a quartre measure of(some drink)

drippy: OOH! and two creme eggs please

the scene changes to where drippy and kate stand dejectedly with two creme eggs in their hand.

it was honestly..a very funny scene.and then there were other scenes....but you have to watch it to find out!!

that's all...tata!!

phoebe says hi

2008-11-26T22:02:00.000-08:00

hello! haven't bologged in a LONG time!! jahhhahhaha...lolx
i am ver7y super crazy! and lols
im g'na be playing bass during the school performance(thanks haikal!) next week.......shall post pictures if possible.
i am retarded and i created a national B***h song called
i am a chimpanzee and i ate ten thousand bananas

thats all
\chee ciao!

more pictures..of me!

2008-11-11T17:36:00.000-08:00

heeheeehee.....i think i'd better not elaborate on this

AWWW..we look so happy....at least Zhi Chii does/....

Deidrea...the HOTTEST girl alive!!!

annasophia robb

2008-10-31T05:50:00.000-07:00

Charlie and the Chocolate factory

Jumper

Have dreams,will travel

Because of Winn Dixie

Bridge to terabithia

Sleepwalking

The reaping

hey guys!! i'm back! sorry i've not been updating. things around here have been really crazy....don't feel like explaining...nvm

AH!~ now's there's this new, amazing girl whom i adore and idolize..........(drum roll..)

ANNASOPHIA ROBB!!! weee!!

she's damn cool! and talented...and awesome! lalalalalalla

i posted some pics of her. chris and i both agree she's very pretty. back me up now chris...

obilerator

2008-10-01T23:41:00.000-07:00

well then! haha! hello there! long time no blog! heh heh! one thing i have to sadly say is that, i'm not going to be blogging that much anymore because of certain reasons i will tell if you ask me.
and also because i lost the mood to blog and well...there just ain't that much to blog about anymore.since i lost my sick buddy, gwen. =(

i have recently completed Brisingr and my god....it is an AWESOME book. okay, since i haven't been blogging sick, let me start with my one and only, the HORNIEST dog gwen has ever met, SAPHI. hahah......last night wei hong came over and sapphi just wouldn't leave him alone. she tailed him like a shadow, while my uncle called and whistled over to sapphi.

Uncle Chee Lin: WAH! this dog GOT TASTE wan ah! HAH?! don't want to follow me, follow, TAN WEI HONG! dont want 0ld and short man is it? want tall and young ah?

then sapphi proceded to follow wei hong everywhere...hahhaahh!!!!!!

and another thing...i LOVE SARA BAREILLES and EVAN and JARON! weeee!!!!

ahah..and then i had a funny convo with my good ole(and gay) buddy ASHTON!

(watching TV-Ugly Betty)
- a scene where Marc tries to flirt with daniel after getting caught with dan's underwear)
Ashton: HAHA! marc is HOT man!
me: what? you think he's hot??
Ashton: DUH! wanna re-enact them?
me: (not listening-watching betty and gio) uhm..yeah yeah..sure.
(you see, the pronblem with me is that when i don't listen, i sub consciously say YES

Ashton: (pretends to be Marc) hey danny! ohmy gosh! i want you!
me; EWW!! what's wrong with you? and my name isn't danny!
Ash: you're supposed to be daniel!
me: daniel who?
Ash: daniel meade!
me: why?! are you trying to say i'm a player?
ash: NO! i mean..like...just pretend..for fun
me: (revelation strikes..admit: i am BLUR--but! being the MAHU MUKA person that i am,) So, you're want me to be daniel meade
ash: (grins) YES YES!
me: (frown) are you trying to say i'm manly?
(refuses to talk for like....15 minutes)

hahahah!! i crack myself up. and it's funnier if u see and hear..hahh!!!!!! the poor dude.
MEEPS!~

Funny videos

2008-09-27T23:57:00.000-07:00

The man who can't be Moved

hello there, yeah...here are some weird and kinda funny videos that i took at my cousin's house last night. Note: there is a video with OBSCENE dance moves that will only be there for a SHORT WHILE ONLY! so catch me if you can!! hheheh....XD it was terribly funny last night. all of us went to the Bangsar streets where we disturbed Steffi!~! heheh..and i agreed to take her "wrongly-printed" name card..heheh..they spelled her name and e-mail wrongly! WOOTS! hahah...............and we got some ice-cream. PLAIN 1.50 ice cream....it wasn't so bad, but alicia claims it's made out of fats.

anyways, enjoy!

Crazyness..and gingerbread

2008-09-25T05:04:00.000-07:00

hello world! long time no blog! gonna keep it short and simple..nothing much i wanna write ..ok..AHEM*
school was OK. bla bla bla
AAH! nothing to write la.except that i'm getting into a rock star gig soon...........(looking forward)
and i have to wear a BLOODY FREAKING DRESSS to a dinner function! AAAARRRGH!!!
have holiday homework..like...history and english and science..(expecting loads for math)

for history...have to write a letter....(we have to pretend we are Richard Arkwright and write one..make it look old...heheh...)

lallalalalal.......kye li seems to GET EVERYONE she "LIKES"..eh? hhahahh....nudge nudge..*

dunno what to type now....mmm..out of ideas.

Guitar LOVE

2008-09-21T05:35:00.000-07:00

i LOVE the guitar!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!
heh heh heh....today i learnt jason mraz's i'm yours........the song was BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and burnin' up was AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahahah....and a coupla other songs that are GOOD too.
i love the guitar....
and can somebody teach me Love Song and River Flows in You on the piano..*eyes hannah khaw*

T.I.S

2008-09-16T23:29:00.000-07:00

school this time had some events..WHEW! but the exceptional cause that MY BROTHER and I ARE GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL......

me: AARON! wanna play basketball?? (FYI; we're allowed to play basketball during break and lunch hours=D)
Aaron; NO! dun want! (stalks away to the library with his enormous bag of books.)

heheh....sorry buddy.....i love you but this is HUMILIATING! leave your damned bag in the locker or something!

and then the conversation with the Koreans;
diana and ashley: those guys are hot..
chris and i: (look stunned) they ARE?!
ashley: well.....yes....uhm..
chris and i steal looks at the BOY leaning against the locker door..
ashley sees us looking at him...
ashley: uh....that's an exception.
(we burst out laughing)

OMG wei! daniel is so FRIGGIN' FUNNY!

Mrs. Clayton asked us all to write 2 true statements about ourselves and one false statement and the rest have to guess.
daniel: (he reads two statements) then........
i have TWO girlfriends.
(without hesitation)
class: Statement that says i have two girlfriends.

then,
daniel: guess who i am?
me: dunno...who?
daniel: i am the man and i am very handsome
me: nope..nothing rings a bell.......
daniel: i am ME!

lawl! he can be so cute sometimes. XD

then later...during Science period, we had an experiment...i volunteered to do the experiment
daniel voulnteered too. Mrs. Lim gave us GOGGLES to wear...i put them on and everyone starts laughing...yes yes..i know...sigh*
then came the experiment;
"i attach the RETORT stand..."
chris and kye li laughs; HAHA! RETARD stand!
(yes...we're very RETARDED)

and somehow my name became adjective.......
i shall not elaborate on that..*coughs uneasily*

when i came home, i went to sleep. suddenly i was awoken by malaysian tunes..tanggal 31.
weird huh?
hahah......chris!! call me tonight and i'll give the burning up tune to you..hahaha....
sleep afternoon this time dear..

tagged

2008-09-13T02:42:00.000-07:00

Name : phoebe

Sisters : don't have any sisters

Brothers : one brother

Shoe size: 3 or 4

Height : i'm uhm,.....blushes* short..I HATE IT!

Where do you live : somewhere...over the rainbow...

Favourite Drinks : 100 plus

Have you ever been on a plane : yeap

Swam in the ocean : uh huh

Fallen asleep in school : DEFINETELY!! loads of times!

Broken someone's heart : i'm skipping that...

Fell off your chair : yes!

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call : well..yeah...

Saved e-mails : nope

What does your room look like : uh/..i dunno

What is the last thing you ate : japanese food

Ever hadChicken pox : yeah

Sore throat : yup!

Stitches : of course...!! laughing too much!

What's right beside you : my webcam

Do you believe in love at first sight : Of cource i do! didn't you read my personal message??!!

Like picnics : of course!

Who was the last person you danced with : it's personal..sorry..

Last made you smile: Wong Gwen Yi.. i love u loads!

did you talk to someone you like : yes!! hahaha.....when i was practicing my speech in the mirror! lawl!
Do you eat healthy : NO! and that's 100% sure!

Have you ever cried because of something someone said to you : yes...i have to admit i'm kinda sensitive

Are you loud or quiet most of the time : VERY LOUD!

Are you confident : YOU'RE ASKING ME?! THE.. PHOEBE TAN..confident..? WHAT A QUESTION!

5 snacks I enjoy :-
1. potato chips
2. french fries
3. sushi
4.cakes
5.chocolate

Event Countdown

2008-09-13T02:17:00.000-07:00

let's see........my Top 10 FONDEST weslian moments; (this goes to show how much i miss u..ok?!!)
and the countdown starts

NOW!
at tenth place...
10- concert practice!! A boy like that!! heh heh heh!!
9-getting a big ole handful from mdm. (ahem ahem* pawn shop..)
8-watching Phantom of The Opera....and the songs and christine's sleeves dropping..hehehe
7-All Math lessons with Mdm Hema!
6-CF games...heeheheh...Mississippi...lawl! i can spell that so well now! (it was a graphical and hands-on experience..*winks*)

and now the TOP FIVE!!!

5- Easter CHOIR!!!!!!!! WEEEE!! and before the election of prefects...=(
also on 5th place is......
Science Night..WOOPPEE!!!

4-the FRIM and Orphanage trip....heheheh.............it was an experience...(still have those pictures we took.selly!)

3-Drama by Gwen Yi and i in LIDRA...(he's dead, she's dead.)

2-The Mdm Goh door incident...lawl!!!

and FINALLY>>>>>>>

THE BEST OF THE BEST

FONDEST WESLIAN MOMENT..........................................

IS.....................

1
formation of TransFungus!!! it was definetely the best of all and yes i know you're all wiping tears now..heheheh...

yes..those are my Top 10...thank you very much.

French dibs

2008-09-13T02:07:00.000-07:00

well.......hello there!! sorry...i havent updated my blog for a frigin' long time....huff* i have been really busy...everything has been so fou, (note: the ones in italics are in french..=))
well..started school and i must tell ya......it's real ahem* normal.
let me start with lessons.........those were okay...mm...........
and one interesting one in particular..- FRENCH!
heh heh heh!
the food's okay..too, most of the time, viandes is served. those can be cold and tasteless. LOL!
ARGH! i have nothing interesting to write about because..well..............NOTHING IS INTERESTING!!!!!!!!!!!! everything is ..........................................................______________________________S.A.N.E

phoebe sobs*
calling all Funny Weslians...
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
please call my hotline or add me on msn.(phoebster45@hotmail.com)
thank you. really missing you loads

i love you all

2008-09-06T00:03:00.001-07:00

yesterday was rather..ahem* well..great less to say. haha...not gonna elaborate on this. further info can be found on gwen yi's blog(ahem...ahem free advertising)

instead.......i will be adding in things which SHe didn't put in on my day at wms..like....
how gwen yi awkwardly planted a kiss on my cheek..and vice versa.
a certain SOMEONE telling me his BIG secret..(it ain't THAT big..trust me)
a very funny conversation with sam ng on the phone......(grins)
and lizzie and i's plan to WORLD DOMINATION..(school level..) heh! =P
here was our convo:
liz:PHOEBE!! don't tell me you're just gonna apply for prefect JUST to get the blazer and hide your tie??!!
me: well....yes?
liz: (starts planning world domination)

and then after that she gives me TIPS on how to be a GIRL
liz: i thought you were a man??

GRRR/............=P
and then the rest was well........great. (again..please visit gwen's blog)

aah......
and now to the people who have contributed to the card..(special regards to ashley gan for putting so much effort in writing adjectives and amanda ch'ng for buying the card.) and others....

ah.........you know i love you. gwen!!!!!!!

Reasons not to trust pasar-malam brands

2008-09-03T05:35:00.000-07:00

The classified example of why we should always shop smart. don't get TOO thrifty or it will backfire you. here's an example of what might happen if we get TOO thrifty:

phoebe banks says:
does everyone whom i like...AHEM* with smarts abt the break up
phoebe banks says:
i mean..we didn't even MARRY or COUPLE UP??
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
? huh?
phoebe banks says:
we just slept together and she was like...oh phoebe..ur disloyalty disgusts me
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAH
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
AWW
phoebe banks says:
and why din u call and \
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
dont worry
phoebe banks says:
hahahahah
phoebe banks says:
no
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
she's just being her usual headstrong self x)
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
and well
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
since we're gonna act
phoebe banks says:
the state ment is directed to u too'
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
might as well go all the way, eh? =P
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
EXACTLY!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHA i mean
phoebe banks says:
why so upset over the break up??
phoebe banks says:
i mean
phoebe banks says:
layin took it easy
phoebe banks says:
we have gOOD nights
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
u cant expect to have a one night stand and not settle for the consequences!
phoebe banks says:
well...i guess
phoebe banks says:
haha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
*phoebe.. im LATE.. HAHHAHA*

phoebe banks says:
??
phoebe banks says:
meaning??
phoebe banks says:
OH!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
LOL!!!!!
phoebe banks says:
u mean ur....
phoebe banks says:
srsly?
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
maybe?
phoebe banks says:
but..but
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHAHAH
phoebe banks says:
we used a CONDOM!!
phoebe banks says:
ahha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
im sorry!
phoebe banks says:
dammit
phoebe banks says:
i shouldn;t have trusted cheap pasar malam condoms
phoebe banks says:
and YOU told me to get thrifty!!
phoebe banks says:
*huffs*
phoebe banks says:
hha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
im sorrry! T.T really i am!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
i didnt mean it!
phoebe banks says:
hahhaha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
i mean.. i wanted to save money.. to buy MORE condoms *blush* JUST IN CASE..
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
WHO KNEW WE WUD END SO QUICKLY
phoebe banks says:
well.....uhm...do u consider getting an abortion??
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHAHAHA
phoebe banks says:
omg haha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
well
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
i AM too youngggggggg
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHA
phoebe banks says:
uhm,..well.........i think we should abort
phoebe banks says:
it's for the nest
phoebe banks says:
BEST
phoebe banks says:
sorry!!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
FOR THE NEST
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
DAMN U PHOEBE
phoebe banks says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HOW MANY DO U HAVE?! xP
phoebe banks says:
um...i lost count
phoebe banks says:
hahhahaha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
*sniff
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
LOL
phoebe banks says:
i'm laughing like crap
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
i can tell
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHA
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
WELLL
phoebe banks says:
and um...wasn't it YOU that ended it??
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
I.. WANT THE BABY.
phoebe banks says:
and why doesn't ANYONE smart abt their break ups TO YOU?? i mean...u sleep with plenty as much as i have...
phoebe banks says:
WHAAAAAAAAATTTT??/
phoebe banks says:
NO
phoebe banks says:
i ..we can't
phoebe banks says:
there's just so much to life
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
ur LEAVING phoebe =(
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
I NEED A PART OF U
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
TO ALWAYS BE WITH ME!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
.. though it'll only be for 9 months but whatthecrap.
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
UM
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
IF U WANT ME TO HAHAHAHA
phoebe banks says:
alright
phoebe banks says:
hehaah
phoebe banks says:
who's JIM??
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
U LAH
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
my comp!?
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
xD
phoebe banks says:
eww
phoebe banks says:
worse than calling my guitar chong wei
phoebe banks says:
haha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
T.T
phoebe banks says:
okok back to where we were
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
i didnt come up with it!!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
well
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
i want the baby
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
AND THERES NOTHING U CAN DO
phoebe banks says:
fine!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
OR SAY
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
TO STOP ME!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HOHOHO!
phoebe banks says:
keep it!
phoebe banks says:
i don't care
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
T.T reverse psychology

GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
dammit
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
I DONT WANT IT NO MORE
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH
phoebe banks says:
i'll be away with spain..drinking booze and singing sad songs abt how much i want AHEM*
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
*sniff
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
U SEE
phoebe banks says:
i want *
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
THATS WHY
phoebe banks says:
AHEM*'s so HOTT
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
NONE OF UR RELATIONSHIPS WORK OUT
phoebe banks says:
AHEM* 's like...extra sizzle
phoebe banks says:
sorry
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
ur always pinning after AHEM*!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
I DONT WANT UR FRICKIN BABY
phoebe banks says:
all u guys are distractions
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
*runs off to hospital* BE RIGHT BACK! xD
phoebe banks says:
NOOO
phoebe banks says:
come BACK!!
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
MAKE ME
phoebe banks says:
*pulls out condom*
phoebe banks says:
one more
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
*zooms back*
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
fine.
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHAHA
phoebe banks says:
for old times sake
phoebe banks says:
hahahahaha
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
*five minutes later*
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
OOOOOH
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
MORE PHOEBE MORE
phoebe banks says:
and its expensive
GwenYi. But it's starting to all make sense. says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
phoebe banks says:
ALRIGHT!
phoebe banks says:
hahaha

Thank God

2008-09-02T19:40:00.000-07:00

WOOH! staying out of school is BORING! no friends hyper, all the sub consciously funny madams..(ahem..peters..)
yeah so anyways yesterday was really..heckish! you HAD NO IDEA how terrified i was....hannah didn't help matters at all..(and considering it..she doesn't help..) lawl!! she kept laughing and saying it was like.."story of the year" or something like that...after thinking it through....it was kinda funny....
ALRIGHT!! moment of suspense is OVERRR!!! lemme tell you what happened that involved someone very important in this school.

winnie and i decided to play a prank on Mdm Hema. the prank was to hide behind the class door and SHOUT BOO! when she steps in.. lame..i know but...alright it's rather stupid. well...you can't really expect much from chuck winnie...lol!
yeah..neways hannah decided to join in and we got all clammed up in there...sweaty and pissed.
later..........(JENG JENG JENG!!!!!)
someone yelled, "MADAM'S COMING!!!!!"
everyone scrambled frantically to their seats except..........
YOU-KNOW-WHO
which is..........
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phoebe tan li bee..(heh)

the story was that when someone yelled madam's coming, instead of going to my seat, i blundered like some blur case student into the door
not my finest moment....
because the madam that was coming wasn't madam hema,
it was
madam GOH. (just my luck)

she entered and started lecturing the class about maturity while ME was behind the door, hardly daring to move a breadth or breathe. i just stood there like a statue, murmuring silent prayers in my head while cold sweat trickled down my forehead.
and THANK GOD....she left eventually after what felt like HOURS.

i swear it was TERRIFYING just to be seconds,,,or mere inches away from disaster or trouble.
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In the Country Club

2008-09-01T03:34:00.000-07:00

ox tail soup..with a lemon and a fork..heh

alright..so, today was well..busy enough to blog so...let me start

my mum and i (gwen! stop laughing!) baked choc muffins for the LIDRA and Photography club bake sale. it turned out really well...

then messed around till 3pm where i headed to the BSD country club to play badminton. i was kinda surprised how intact my badminton skills were eventhough i hadn't played for like ......a few years. (maybe i HAVE played in between but...whtever) ....heheh...ulti-ego! lawl! hahah i just remembered today that on my b-day, was TransFungus monniversary but ah well..the whole frickin' gang is like rotting already..(hehe...my Fungi jokes are still with me) and well...everyone forgot. even Wong Gwen Yi. Believe that!!!

ahh...then i drank 3 tankards(exagerated) of lime juice. so thirsty! you would feel the same if you jumped, smashed and net played the entire hour without water or rest. heh. i got a tad bit kiasu in the game, i have to admit..heheh.

after that i went to the pool to swim till i realised i forgot my swimming gear. lol! i had to call my mum and waited for the stuff. while waiting, rachel and i hung out around the club. first we went to the mini theater but it was jammed with sweaty men after a game of tennis, squash or badminton..probably. the theater was smelly so we left.

then we explored the OTHER side of the club a bit more, meaning the side where we don't usually go. it was scary like dark and stuff. Doors and water spalshing in the room were heard. it was the SIDE that no facility rooms are. heeh.

yeah anyway, then we returned to the lobby and waited in the lounge where old ladies read books and newspapers. then my dad came. we changed and swam like for a while because i got bored of swimming. (trust me..i get BORED VERY easily)

well...then we went home/ hahaha......such a day! couldn't play squash, my racquet's retarded. =(

ahh............eating sup kambing later..smells really good..

JOKE OF THE DAY;

what the grape say when the elephant trod on it?

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Answer: Nothing. it just let out a little whine

F-U-N

2008-08-31T02:26:00.000-07:00

well....yesterday was incredibly fun...haha..we had F-U-N..ok? so here's how it went;
me: calls gwen on the phone, sister picks up, sister laughs and says hi, gwen yi grabs phone, me saying i want your sister back, gwen yi gets confused. end of story,...nada zippa zich zoo. NIL.
and me, always being the hyper, boisterous one, briefly explained to Owen the meaning of "good in bed" using the least amount of common, frank variables i could possibly think of.

me: um..hi owen..ok..um so..um..(all the ums are the cause of the racking of my brain to think what to say) it's like....."sang cuang" (DON'T LAUGH!...it's not my friggin fault i'm a banana)
so... precarious me..quickly covered up my appalling and disastrous pronounciation and said, "you know..when mummies and daddies like..Ahem..*

YOU OWE ME ONE...GWEN YI>>>
i could portend the night before was going to be good and well..i was right. i really am a BANANA. like heheh.....yellow on the outside and white in the inside..lolz.
AHEM* clears throat*
"my resolution to the constition of the Tyra Banks Federation is officially final and it is my duty to replenish the loss of stock magazines due to the intense schedule and the erroneous mistake my colleague and i have made. please forgive us and have a nice day."

The fetish and obession over AHEM* has gotta stop. i repeat: GOTTA STOP.
S-T-O-P.
mission accomplished. (ten ten ne..theeennnnn)

*figure in black bows head, picks up file and retreats to the far corner.

In courtesy of Phoebe Banks

math and money

2008-08-31T02:14:00.000-07:00

haha...just watched this show called "21". it;s about this boy who has EXCELLENT math brains, beautiful statistics figures, and the best team of math geniuses anyone could ever..well..have..*grins* yeah then he learns the system, wins greens..yada yada.....it's was really good. hehe...wwell.......haha....before all that....i was so jobless i called people and disturbed them..hehe....the fundamental basics to jobless people is that...we have to be............................'
JOBLESS and
HAVE A PHONE...
not to mention
CASH in the PHONE.

aha......then i played "electro Funk tunes on my guitar" trust me...it's easier than it sounds...hehe..i actually got that idea from August Rush.....*eyes avert to floor*

soooooooooooooo.........well....nothing much to write.......funny, isn't it?/ my posts are normally really long and now i'm at lost to type out what to say....ah oh well...

Best B-Day Ever!!!

2008-08-29T03:15:00.000-07:00

yaaay! today's my B-DAY!! hahhaa...lalala
it was super awesome. i was so happy i nearly cried. i got presents, cards, hugs and kisses. even sammy and the rest sang me a song while i was IN THE LOO. yeah..thanks....such a likely place to sing a song. *why doesn't ANY ONE listen when i tell them i would not like to have any human or living communication while I PEE. darn! and people still talk to me while i pee. lawl!
i really wanna appreciate everything you guys have done for me, like be there for me, cheer me up and make me laugh.
then....i did what i always wanted to do; go to the W line: and so i did
when the prefects asked me to go back to my class line, i shook my head shrugged and babbled something in a Swedish accent. Initially gwen told me to become swedish..reasons unknown..haha.
then i forgot as my swedish isn't very good. so i conversed in French..then i forgot and conversed in spanish. the language i'm most comfortable speaking. sigh* seeing the annoyed looks on the prefects faces were hilarious!!!! AHHAHAHH!
lawl....yeah...so um.......that would be all. nothing much except that Nik pressed the Keytone button at the RIGHT time; the kissing scene between raoul and christine.

hahaha........LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo

JOKE OF THE DAY;
where do shellfish raise money on their valuables?
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ans: in a PRAWN-SHOP!!!!!!!

Tag

2008-08-28T07:03:00.000-07:00

My very first TAG!!! yaay!

1.What do you want the most now?
Most probably love return by AHEM*!!
2.Who is the person you trust the most?
ooh! haha...Wong Gwen Yi and Stephanie Khoo..hands down
3.Are you in love?
mmm..wouldn't you like to know?? hehe
4.If you have a dream come true, what is it?
playing the guitar in a rock band in front of thousands of people
5.Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
well, yeah,,i do. wait! is this like a phrase question or what?
6.What's your goal for this year?
to get good grades, grow taller and of course learn more songs, i DO wanna be a professional guitarist...
7.Do you believe in eternity?
yeah..ahem* yeah i do. initially i didn't but one person opened my eyes
8.Have you ever broken a person's heart that he/she wanted to commit suicide?
UHM>>well..hahahahahahah........uhm............................no.
9.What feeling do you love the most?
that extremely hyper feeling that kinda bubbles up in your chest and makes you just wanna laugh out and cry,"HEY WORLD!!" and i like it because it is different. i like being different..*twiddles thumbs*
10.What are the requirements for your other half?
meaning..like? sorry, i don't get the question
11.What kind of feeling do you hate the most?
Jealously. Definetely. it tears down friendships
12.Do you cherish every friendship of yours?
OF COURSE!!! i want to feel wanted
13.What do you want to do in the future?
well, be a punk rock guitarist or maybe get something in the fashion industry, or...hrm..do cosmetic surgery..hehe
14.What is the most important thing in your life?
um....God,family, friends, AHEM*, my dog, Saphi, Lee Chong wei, and my exceptionally curvy and sexy guitar. haha
15.What did you feel last night?
i felt a little sad mixed with happiness and exaltation.
16.Who do hope to be always there for you?
Defintely my parents or Gwen Yi.
17.When do you think the world will end?
when the sun runs out of energy, i guess...
18.The world ends tomorrow. What will you do?
i will do what i always want to do. i don't want any regrets
19.What do you think of the person that tagged you?
oh! that's easy! Funny, Humourous, loving, caring, sick and perverted. she definetely makes my day and i really love her for it. there's no longer post in the world that can explain and define how much i love(as friends..haha) her. i shall always be grateful for her "contributions" and the nice things she has done for me
20.What do you want to know right now?
ah! well, i want to know what AHEM* thinks of me. that's it. just how appealing i am to AHEM*

brilliant sneakapade

2008-08-27T06:37:00.000-07:00

today i watched Phantom of The Opera. You wanna know something? i'm just so stuck to this that i can't leave the comp without posting AT LEAST one post......no matter how crappy it is. and this one's no exception. haha..well, you'd just HAVE to put up with that..lawl...
where was i??
oh yeah
today, i watched the Phantom of The Opera in the ELRP room which had air-con but since it was jammed packed with students..(well, it's just two classes but..it still seems full). I sat and watched and got amazed by the amazing music by people who sang the songs(lawl)
Apparently Timur makes out the theory that the actors are lip-syncing and well, i couldn't agree more..hahh......yeah..well, the actress who played Daae didn't sing with much expression..especially when she hit the BIG, HIGH notes. nevertheless, it was amazing. They could have cast a better looking actor for Raoul.. I'M JUST SAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then..........
i was brilliant today..haha...bear with the perasanness too....
i managed to sneak to W class for morning assembly, break, and lunch and the probates didn't notice..(lunch is an exception) HAHAHAHAHH
me: (laughs with Gwen about something sick)
hannah: stares blankly at Matthews..she doesn't notice
me: heehee
hannah: recognizes voice and turns around to find me in W line.) What ARE YOU DOING HERE?? HOW could i NOT NOTICE????!!!!!!!!
haha..aiya hannah you so blur la. but not as blur as me.. hhahah

Mdm takes out handphones. i scan the table for my phone. steph says: it's there phoebe. i spot it after a while and say.."owh" mdm says THANK YOU STEPHIE

hehe..
then mdm hema had a math quiz-boys vs girls
the boys won by tien lun and chen yang and whoever got involved;
they raise their hand and pretend not to hear the answer. at the same time, the others will calculate the solution

JOKE OF THE DAY:
What vegetable needs a plumber?

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answer: LEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Food Craze

2008-08-25T06:08:00.001-07:00

Bread Pudding
Apple custard
Chocolate gateau
treacle pudding
Cream Puff

HELLLOOOO!!! i love food and i have this crazy obsession over English desserts!!! WEEEE!!here are them pics

phoebe as angin(monday blues)

2008-08-25T05:39:00.001-07:00

what a DAY!! as we all know, mondays..usually brought down by the mood of holidays still embedded in our minds, are well......a bore. But, today was FAR from my physical theory. (if you're wondering why physical...it's kinda a long story..) tODAY was........well..........let's spell it;;;
C is for cookies
R is for Rollerblades
A is for Alliance
Z is for Zimering(is there even SUCH a word??)
Y is for Yodelling(alllooooleieeoo)

* uh....the meanings were randomly stated.
CRAZY

gash! uh...first let me start with english, i had a HECK of a scolding by Mdm C for something perverted i said..sigh* curse the blasphemy of my tongue. and not only that....after receiving the scolding, i made it worse by talking about.............stuff..........
uhm..i'm, so stupid..sigh*
ugh.......i'm just not in the mood to be funny now...i mean like during lunch....i was feeling a little down. People just can't get along and i have to stand between the two, casually sitting on the fence and wishing they could just GET ALONG!!
and then came BM.....................................
it was FUNNY!!!!!!! let me share with you some conversations
Mdm: ok...so who wants to be Angin?
me: (predictably raises my hand) OOH!! ME mE!!!
Mdm:but you must have THE VOICE! the Voice that amat bangga..like ME!!!
(hannah and i share stifled laughter)
Mdm: so, if you can do the voice like MINE......then YOU can be Angin
(she starts reading and you know...normally if a person is THAT well..perasan, he/she is well...good in the particular caricature but....lawl...she sounded like ME!!) hehehe
me: i can do it madam!
*so well, yeah i got the part and i helped hannah get the part of Matahari as well.
and then..madam sang a SONG!!!
katak oh katak,
kenapa panggil hujan,
macam mana aku tak panggil,
ular nak makan aku, ular nak makan aku.

and based on the amusing Malay song, it triggered a memory that i would like to share with you guys..as it is very funny;
when i was Std 1 i learnt this particular song. the teacher wrote it on the whiteboard and considering the fact that it was terribly long, she had to erase the board after we were done and write the next verse. Blur and well...innocent(hehe) me erased my page everytime she erases the board so practically in my really worn out page was only the final verses as a result of constantly erasing..
gaah..i was so stupid

and then we laughed till our throats hurt. We were still laughing even when we were playing games..LAWL!!

Joke of the day; (this follows Phoebe's calendar so it won't always happen)

Question: why are feet like ancient tales?

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Answer: Because they are Leg-ends

ah! hahaha.........

The great thing about mothers...and spain

2008-08-24T05:55:00.000-07:00

the spanish dude whom my name i do not know
Ricky Rubio

well, lolz..my hand friggin' hurts now because i played badminton that evening......yeah yeah so called being the next LEE CHONG WEI......lolz far from that i think because my astig was worse than ever and my hand is so painful that it shakes when i type...grrr. neways, haha lolz i went to some place in Maluri and had yong tau foo. it was good. heheheh. waiting for the food, i called gwen on my cell and talked to her for a good solid, EIGHT minutes. i know it doesn't sound that WOW, but hey! MAxis takes my money!!!

this post is gonna get very MOM orientated;

and then i found this REALLY sick book that made me laugh THROUGH THE NIGHT.........

haha...let me quote a few sentences from the particular book;

1. papa said to children; let's go on a vacation where NO ONE can disturb us as we SLEEP through the night with only the NOISES of NATURE!!!!!!!

2. "don't forget the CAMERA!!!" papa calls out. "what's the use of going on a vacation if we don't have PHOTOGRAPHS to remember it by??!!:"

3. papa says" go along and play with MOMMY!!!!"

me: WATCH THE OLYMPICS!!! spain vs USA!!!! mens bball!!

gwen turns on the TV(lawl..turns on) AAAH!!! the spanish guy is so HOT!!!

me: gaah i noe...alwl

gwen: oh my mom wants the TV now.

(lifts eyebrow...dear readers(especially gwen) DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE??)

then later;

me: which restaurant?

gwen: near pav

me: oh well, i might go

gwen: yeah but i'll only be there on saturday nights

me: owh..then ic an't go

gwen: wwhy not?

me: my dad wants to see HIS MOM!!!

ahhhh hahhha i'm so _________

then spain vs USA- WOOTS!! haha! so frickin' awesome!!!!!! america won, so yaaay.

then a player that got a LOT of people's attention, Ricky Rubio- i gotta tell you.....that guy is so uber HANDSOME!!!! and then there's this other guy but i don't know his name....i have his picture...so take a LOOK!! up there.

Secretary on Duty

2008-08-22T23:09:00.000-07:00

LAWL!!! yesterday, i got selected as secretary!!! this comes as a BIG surprise to me.....not good, not good.......... yes....i told hannah and here was our demeaning convo:-
me: hannah!! i got selected as secretary!!
hannah: OH NOO!! AHHa!! UGLY HANDWRITING!!!
me: i don't know if i can take in the responsibilty....
hannah: i betcha one of the reasons you can't take the post is because of your UGLY HANDWRITING!!!!
me: and the ability to draw ugly lines.......
hannah: and cuboids will be spheres and angles will be circles
me: NOT TO THAT extent!!!! geez.....can't anyone understand my awful predicament?? my ASTIGMATISM????
hannah: lawl

so basically, hannah didn't help matters at all..well, typical her......
then my convo with Aunt. Jennifer(J);
J; i'm apponting you as secretary
me: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! but....but i have CERTAIN problems regarding this post...
J: what is it?
me: my devastatingly ugly handwriting
J: you can use the computer//
me: but.....in the meeting, then how?
J: bring a laptop, or jot down notes that only YOU yourself can read..i'll teach you minute writing(i'm not sure what she said...)
me: (face expresses utmost horror and then gives in..) ok...ok

Note: this convo has been dramatized a little bit to provide ENTERTAINMENT to my readers..
lawl....hahah....

Sexy can i lyrics.part 1

2008-08-22T09:59:00.000-07:00

Sexy can I
Yeah, Yeayeahhh
All we wanna know is... [Chorus: Ray J]
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh)
It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera
All I wanna no is, sexy can I
Sexy can I, hit it from the front,
Then I hit it from the back
Know you like it like that
Then we take it to the bed, then we take it to the floor
Then we chill for a second, then were back at it for more
Sexy can I, just pardon my manners.
Girl how you shake it, got a nigga like (ohhhh) It's a kodak moment, let me go and get my camera All I wanna no is, sexy can I [Verse: Young Berg]
What up lil mama, it's ya boy youngin G5 dippin, lui vuitton luggage (ay)
Gotta love it, ya boy so fly
All the ladies go (ohhh) when a nigga go by.
Gucci on the feet, Marc Jacob on the thigh She wanna ride or die with ya boy in the shi.
That's right, so I let her kiss the prince
So boyfriend, she ain't missed him since.
(to be continued..)

Mundane, jobless freak

2008-08-22T09:46:00.000-07:00

usain bolt
bacon

kobe bryant

burger and fries combo

and please, the friggin' projects are piling up!!! NOOOOO!!

another thing is that, do you know that pepsi, rootbeer, coca cola or any other carbonated drink can make you excessively hyper. so mundanely bored and jobless, i'm googling images of hamburgers, bacon, pizza, lasagna, and ............dough.

mm......nothing much here, except that i just watched the basketball game, semi finals between U.S and argentina............i like watching U.S guys play..........hehe-but their playing and attacking style wasn't as fancy as the previous games, maybe because argentina's line of defence was definetely stronger there. Still, Kobe Bryant, Lebron James, Dwyane wade and the other dudes were SMACKIn' awesome! yeah........they did dunk in the warm up session,

Bolt was uber fast......in the 4x100....jamaica won! lalala

lalalala

Stop and Stare #2

2008-08-21T03:25:00.000-07:00

They're tryin to come back, all my senses push
Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could...
Steady feet, don't fail me now
Gonna run till you can't walk
But something pulls my focus out
And I'm standing down...
Stop and stareI think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be, oh
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're here not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really needOh, you don't need
What u need, what u need...
Stop and stareI think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be
Oh, do u see what I see...

Stolen Pictures

2008-08-21T02:59:00.000-07:00

hannah and i jammin'
asleep on the prickly turf....shudders

YMCA....i look so blur..
from the left: sam,gwen,hannah,me,clarissa,and stephie

sam and i-posing at the tree.....gaah! don't i look FIERCE?! lawl. sam looks....(shakes head in disbelief) this is too much, TOO MUCH!!! clar and i-singing some soppy ballad
the tree sam knew about, bananas...lawl

Meaningful..and not-so-meaningful Conversations

2008-08-20T07:38:00.000-07:00

Spain making an attempt to shoot...but failed to do so
the score:-spain's winning..=D

the Spanish players
an impressive 3-pointer shoot made by Spain

alriteys. i called clar and we talked for a friggin' long time because i was uber excited over the Maxis promotion-10 minutes for a DOLLAR!! how cheap is THAT!but the conversation stretched out more and well.......i ended up paying more than i meant to. oh well, if it's clar..my fiancee,it's worth it..i guess. i have a certain feeling that she dumped gerald(aka gwen) for me because of my sensitivity and my not-so-strong urge. ahaha! i have better self control! lawl!

phineas: well, since i'm the sensitive type, i'll take you out to romantic dinners and then later we'll go to the beach and watch the sun set.

clar/cassandra: OmyGOSH!!! just sweep me off my feet and marry me already! I LOVE YOU, PHINEAS! why do all the perfect guys HAVE TO HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES LIKE YOU!!!

phineas: (laughs in the subtle tone..not to soft, not too loud) haha...oh cass, you flatter me but, hon, let's go slowly with this,k? i don't wanna rush things.

lawl wei! so anyways, when i was watching a basketball game, spain vs Russia, i gave gwen a call

me: hey gwen! i'm watching basketball now!

gwen: oh ok...um so?

me: it's SPAIN VS RUSSIA

gwen: (squeals) omygosh! yaay! hot guys! aah! it's two of my favourite countries playin' together!!

me: uh..gwen...it's WOMEN'S BASKETBALL

gwen: oh dear...

Stop and Stare(plus phoebe's comments!)

2008-08-20T07:20:00.000-07:00

as promised:-(note- the ones in green apply to my dear fiancee, Clarissa Chung. and the ones in yellow are MY comments)
This town is colder now, (it is...aww)
I think it's sick of us(fine..fine..)
It's time to make our move,
I'm shakin off the rust
I've got my heart set on anywhere but hereI'm staring down myself, counting up the years
Steady hands, just take the wheel...
And every glance is killing me (i know how I feel..)
Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead
Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere (clar's enormous chests make her immobile)
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared (scared..?! OF COURSE!! they ARE terribly sharp..aren't they..)
But I've become what I can't be, oh
Stop and stare
You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there
And you'd give anything to get what's fair
But fair ain't what you really need (i feel her, man. she doesn't need b**bs that are TOO BIG)
Oh, can u see what I see
(to be continued..)

ok..none of this would have happened without the impressive and creative idea of WONG GWEN YI...ttyl

Alternate lyric site

2008-08-19T04:44:00.000-07:00

ok..so my blog's going to be and altenate lyric site where i do research on the lyrics

SUITABLE

for the minds of us teens.

P.S-as if anyone's gonna care except my good buddy gwen yi and other good people who will copy and paste those lyrics

our PERASANness

2008-08-19T04:28:00.001-07:00

You can't stop, baby
You can't stop once you've turned me on
And your enemy are your thoughts, baby
So just let 'em go'
Cause all I need is a moment alone
To give you my tongue And put you out of control
And after you let it in
We'll be skin to skin
It's just so natural
Just tell me which way you like that.
All you gotta do is
Tell me which way you like that
Do you like it like that?
Tell me which way you like that
Tell me which way you like that

yo! let me start with this:
my caller ringtone touch my body's FINALLY terminated!!! yaay! no more wasting 3 bucks! in your face MAXIS!!..after a long period of four months.....

and in accord to the title, gwen and i were so friggin' perasan! we sang I'm Too Sexy and changed the lyrics of You're So Vain TO.............(no prizes for guessing what..)
I'm So VAIN..
yeah, well, it's expected yeah? gosh! clar better upload those pics we took at my house quickly so i can STEAL them..hehe....i'm becoming just like hannah...(excluding the neat writing, perfect use of ruler and the ability to play the piano)...hahaha...
who knew? clar and i scored the highest for britney b**ch;s "baby one more time" haah...we're such allegible bachelorettes after all. then we sang 2 soppy ballads together, 'I don't wanna miss a thing' and 'Right Here waiting for you'. hannah took pictures of us GETTING IN THE MOOD...you know, like singing and making eye contact and holding hands and the like....all that wasn't real..i assure you.

then..................hannah and i tried to collaborate with the guitar and the piano but failed to do so because our lines of music were different. hannah's was classical sorta..and mine, alternate/punk/heavy metal rock. YEAH BABY!

the Funny thing about clarissa #3

2008-08-18T05:39:00.000-07:00

Seriously! if this act continues, i could make a BOOK! randomly saying,
i like to camwhore...it's just a term so don't get any funny ideas. clar was so SUBCONSCIOUSLY PERVERTED today. like for example:-
clar: i'll be staying till seven,k?
me: yeah, sure
clar: please don't rape me
phoebe's comment: PERASAN! why even put the idea in my head when i wasn't even considering the meer thought of it.

clar: i'll be bathing in your house,k?
me: yeah,sure
phoebe's comment: gosh! first the house now THIS!....and why clar?

me: gosh clar! i could KILL you!
clar: don't attack me when i'm bathing,please. i don't wanna die, naked.
phoebe's comment: (phoebe shakes head and sighs) i give up.

so, all in all..............we're uber retarded. we even had MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS in
the car!!!*winks*

hehehhehehh......
clar: (dude taxes us..so she got irritated)why he's so rich and free meh?
me:(chuckles) maybe
clar: gosh!
phoebe's comment: i gave the guy clar's number!!! hahahahahah

me:(joblessly calls clar just to hear her ring tone) hhaahha
clar: stop it la!
me: heheehhehehehe
phoebe's comment: well, she was rather sensitive...and i saw her ID...heehee.

Future Sex/LoveSounds

2008-08-18T05:32:00.000-07:00

hello! well, to apologise for not posting the rest of JT's lyrics: here it IS:_

Just tell me which way you like that
All you gotta do isTell me which way you like that
Do you like it like this?Do you like it like that?
Tell me which way you like that
You can't stop, baby
You can't stop once you've turned me onAnd your enemy are your thoughts, baby
So just let 'em go'Cause all I need is a moment alone
To give you my tongueAnd put you out of control
And after you let it inWe'll be skin to skin It's just so naturale that
Tell me which way you like that
Wait a second
She's hopped up on meI've got her in my zone
Her body's pressed up on meI think she's ready to blowMust be my future sex love soundAnd when it goes down
Baby all you gotta do is...Just tell me which way you like that.All you gotta do isTell me which way you like that
Do you like it like this?
Do you like it like that?Tell me which way you like that
Tell me which way you like that
Future sex love sound
Future sex love sound
Future sex love soundFuture sex love sound
Wait a secondShe's hopped up on meI've got her in my zone
Her body's pressed up on meI think she's ready to blow
Must be my future sex love soundAnd when it goes down
Baby all you gotta do is...
(to be continued)
okok..not in the mood to blog now so bye...

KMCC workshop

2008-08-17T07:25:00.000-07:00

gaah! don't we look patriotic?!

yaay! KMCC faci..s and gamemasters and organizers
me posing next to a pile of rubbish

heyy! today i went for a KMCC workshop as a faci. the plan went well hehe..my team members were very cooperative and good really.......there was a Jenga game where Rachel took pleasure in torturing them, by...

when the A-Bomb is heard-players must bend down with one hand gripping the chopsticks HOLDING THE JENGA BLOCK...haha..it's NOT EASY!

when the sound of the siren was heard-players must JUMP AROUND with hand gripping the chopsticks HOLDING THE JENGA BLOCK

lawl wei! hahaha1 then being the jobless me....i played both sounds like crapless times...hahahahahaha! then rachel and i told lame jokes to pass the time. haahha!

war game;

build tanker and colour country flag...(i think China group won)..grrrr is 2008 their winnning streak or something?

how smart are you;

gosh man! hahaha! let me tell u a REALLY LAME question..(i bet rachel was somehow involved in this)

Question: aaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbaaaabbbaaaabbbbaaa aaaaaabbbbababaaaaaabbbbbbbb....

the answer is..........................

(long time no c) gettit???..(long time no see)

coz like the whole line was 'a's and 'b's and for a LONG time there was no C. k..neways ciao!

chong wei and lin dan

2008-08-17T07:17:00.000-07:00

hi. i'm very sad and devastated. Lee Chong Wei against Lin Dan "pondan" hehe. the China fellow was so 'lan si' wei! the way he struts and walks but i have to admit Pondan was GOOD...the reflexes and all. Poor Chong Wei.... he didn't deserve all this. He was so sad when he received the silver medal...sob* i kinda cried as well. My mum and i tried putting so-called karma onto pondan. it didn't work....sob*. phoebe is sad. i don't even have the mood to think sick now. phoebe is sad. the game was so ONE-SIDED. Pondan won it by clean sweep..grrrrr.

P.S-isn't chong wei kinda cute?? i dunno...haha....HEY! at least it's better than clar's fangirl obsession for Aang! ...and Mok
or not posting the rest of JT's FutureSex/Love Sounds...not in the mood now...=(

Conversations with pervert and the SUB-pervert

2008-08-16T00:32:00.000-07:00

Future sex love soundYeah.You know what you want
And that makes you just like me
See everybody says you're hot, baby
But can you make it hot for me?Said if you're thinking 'bout holding back Don't worry, girl'
Cause I'm gonna make it so easy
So slide a little bit closer to me, little girl
Daddy's on a mission to please
Wait a secondShe's hopped up on meI've got her in my zone
Her body's pressed up on meI think she's ready to blow
Must be my future sex love sound
And when it goes down
Baby all you gotta do is...
[to be continued..]

hey all....! i'm feeling very melancholy and ditressed...resulted from the overall that happened today.. ANY way, there's no time to feel sad, coz like the whole evil plan is READY!! for destruction! Hehehe.... i have no idea what the crap i'm even talking about
OKay!! haha..ahem! so um, the two conversations i had was with gerald..aka gwen yi and the girl who loves God...(to make things clearer, the girl with enormous ___...) hahaha...sorry....clar, fine fine....the girl whom she comes to release the stress she faces from gerald. haha..how quaint can i be? haha...let's get crackin'!
Convo 1-wong gwen yi
Apparently we were talking and laughing so much because of our EVIL business plan..(name's not gonna be mentioned...security reasons)let's call that person SHE...shall we?=)
gwen: AAAH!! she's going to kill me with all these extreme LOAD!
phoebe: well, since i love you, i'll kill her for you.
gwen: REALLY?? AWESOME! KILL HER TONIGHT, please?? (cackles) hehe...tonight*(and then here comes her perverted insight to perfectly normal words and sentences)
phoebe: yeah...okay...all right..(now this is randomly said) i'll rape her till she dies...(shudders at the sheer vility of it all) OH GOSH! SO mean! so mean!
gwen: (laughs) OH WAIT! WAIT!
phoebe: what?
gwen: DON"T! don't rape her! it's a GOOD THING!
phoebe:(puzzled and rather bemused)
gwen: at least she HAS SEX before she DIES! (the words she utters are in a choked form...she lets it go and breaks down into laughter)
phoebe: (laughs too)true..true
gwen: yeah! even her own DAD won't DO IT with her! (we both laugh)
phoebe: then that means it won't be rape anymore....it's SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!!
gwen: (halts)no...it's still rape
phoebe: (realisation strikes) I"M THE UNWILLING ONE!
(we laugh till we couldn't breathe)

OKAY....wasn't that a heck of a talk! okay..now
CONVO 2-clarissa chung
we were just basically making small talk here... here's a few interesting points(actually there is one that's too soft to reveal..let's keep it that way, k?)
me: so, ok.um if i give u an accent, you guess it,k?
clar: all right..
(the rest is censored due to face)
me: hahaahahha! i saw your mum's blog and the entry; my clar's all grown up..and the picture had MOK's FACE in it!! HAHAHAHA
clar: gosh! whart's the matter?
me: oh nothing! hahaah! remember gwen tried to make the heidi story SICK?
clar: yeah..that was terrible..you know pheebs, i feel NORMAL talking to you...(in my head....WTH?)
me: riight..haha..ah ok, that's good, right?
clar: i guess....that's good.
me: so, who's your dream guy?
clar: you tell first
me; k, my dream guy's jonathan rhys-meyers
clar: oh yeah..he's cute...k, mine's um..don't laugh l?
me: rolls my eyes..it's Aang! isn't he?
clar: well, yes..
me:(in my head..can't wait to tell gwen!!!) so well, now the whole world knows

the convo i had with clar was rather..well, not to be talked off with anyone...we have MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS..which clar apparently heard as "phone sex"
LAWL..how ironic. he hey..SUPER HOT english books ROCKS! gwen was showing me in LIDRA the sick stuff in the book...and we even tried making the AUTHOR's name sick! the reason was lame....it had something to do with a lawyer and a judge and a bickering couple, finally ending with a girl who can kill with her looks....haha...she probably burns her eyeballs out when she looks in the mirror...HAHA..that's a compliment,By the way. all right....this is getting very long-time to read my kiddy books and look for sick stuff in it! kk...ciao!
gosh! colouring the blog's so FUN!

Perverted Talk..mild ones-suitable for all ages

2008-08-15T07:20:00.000-07:00

Lookin' like one of them pretty cat dolls
tryin' to hold my woody back through my drawers
steps off stage didn't think i saw her
creeps up behind me and she's like you're_
i'm like yeah i know let's cut to the chase
no time to waste back to my place
plus from the club to the crib's like a mile away
or more like a palace shall i say
and plus i gotta pal, every gal is game
in fact he's the one singing the song that's playin'
AKON!

hello..my oh-so loyal bloggie readers. today i feel excesssively charged with energy and passion, not to metion pervertion. gwen wasn't so fun today, she was so busy with math, so i scuttled off to find gee keat. i amused him with a VERY FUNNY and sick story about_______
haha! i have a new format to my blog which shall diminish when i feel bored of it- SONG LYRICS...and they get perverted and more perverted.... yeah!!
yeah so anyway, i was so frickin' prverted that well...let's just say everyone got a teensy weensy bit....GARGHed. stephie didn't make matters better. instead, she gave me a intensive and gruelling story about- AHEM* waah!
kk
i don't have much to tell today..so BYE

Laugh,Apall,Wanton,Ludicrous(LAWL)

2008-08-11T03:59:00.000-07:00

Ooh! looks like another club banger,
They better hang on,
When i throw this thang on,
get a little drink on, they'goin' flip,
For this Akon shit. you can bank on it,
Pedicure, manicure,kitty cat claws,
the way she climbs up and down them poles,
[to be continued...]

hello! Today i had the FUNNIEST day of my life-not counting last night, hehehe. well, anyway. i woke up, feeling inert and inexorable. so much so that i even argued about taking cornflakes. i wanted 'Koko Krunch' but my mom insisted on Cornflakes. Therefore i ate in silence-the dreaded cornflakes under the ominous stare of my mom. well, it's Just My luck. Then i went to school. the rest of the day was Fine....till English. hawhaw. Mdm Anne, who was enlightened with lame jokes by the one and only, Hannah khaw gave us a couple of lame jokes as well.
Mdm Anne: why was the butter thrown out of the window?
me: shrugs
Mdm Anne: because it wanted to see a butter FLY!!!
(hawhawhaw)
you know, dudes, life is challenging at times and gwen for the first time didn't like me being subtle. mm. she says i should fit at the RIGHT times. lalalaalalla
then later, when we were waiting for Mdm Cecilia, i was feeling really hyper, so arathi and i went crazy. i sang goodness-knows-what-i-was-singing Bollywood songs in that really high pitched voice that got arathi roflamzao. then, little i knew that Mr Naresh was looking at me!!!! gasp!*i dashed to my seat and acted sober. hehe. that was embarassing. then Mdm Cecilia came. Note: she's the best damn English teacher man! and with that i pity Gwen Yi. Poor thing. We had an evil plan to destroy the world!!! Hawhawhaw!!
it was "reading limericks" yaay. here are a few memorable convos:-
Ian: there once was a haunted house, and in there lived a horny mouse
Cecilia: you are such a pervert! What is WRONG with you? is SEX all you can think about?
Ian: (says something)
Cecilia: how do even know if the mouse is horny?
(class bursts out in laughter) Woots! she rocks wei!
Convo #2
Cecilia: PHOEBE!! WAKE UP! ARE YOU IN DREAMLAND?
me: (dreamily) wha...?
cecilia: see! you don't even KNOW your own name,
by golly that's lame,
me:(grins at her rhyme) sorry for being an old dame.
Convo #3
Ze An: and so he bought some porn..
cecilia: WHAAT!!
lawl! she rocks like crap man!
Then Math, we were supposed to write surveys and there was a question that gave Mdm hema a PRICELESS expression.
Mdm Hema: good, good, good, (eyes bulge out and mouth hangs open at question 4)
Question 4: sexiest wesleyian teacher:
-Mdm hema
-Mdm hema
-Mdm hema
others: mdm shirley
lawl wei!
then hannah introduced a new product:- face sandpaper.
i tried it on Mdm Hema..(the commercial)
Me: (in a national geographic voice) have you ever felt SO UGLY, that you just can't BEAR to lool at youself in the mirror? well, Smart Eagle has JUST the solution YOU need to solve the problem. (whips out) SANDPAPER!!
(kay hou and jeremy go to mdm hema)
me: (look irritated)(hannah cracks up)(i talk in a deep tune) Minta maaf, rancangan ini tergendala sebentar.
LAWL!~!! so FUNNY !!
(the boys leave)
me: well, Eagle brand..
(they come back)
me: (look irritated as hannah bursts out laughing again) rancangan ini ada 'satelit' problem
whoop!!
haha! yes. today was funny. haha. bye for now.

I Love You, Gwen

2008-08-10T05:51:00.000-07:00

i do, i really do. you're the one that's always there for me...(well, not ALL the time, but can la)
you make me laugh and you cheer me up, when i feel emo. you're the one i can count on (again..not ALL the time) and you're probably the only person i know who doesn't take me seriously but laugh at the even prospect of it. you tell me when to be subtle and now, i want to thank you.

Beijing Olympic Games

2008-08-10T05:44:00.000-07:00

i'm posting this because everyone's posting on the Beijing Olympic games and i don't want to miss out. BTW, good for you hannah, you're blog's okay again. =) we're now both happy.
the opening ceremony was AMAZING!!! i especially liked the footprint fireworks, the awesome,dumbfounding and also synchronized drummers....(what's that you call it?) yeah. the dancers painting was also very good. it was all in all, the best performance i've ever seen. except the live acrobat show i saw in China. that was the best.....live yeah.
tata

Cherish ourselves and Be Appreciative with what we are

2008-08-10T05:06:00.000-07:00

you got me crying,
If you take away my pain,
i might break down and cry
Don't stop from the sun shining down from me
i might break down and cry, just like a child

.... hello. ever wondered something? i write my blog posts based on my mood and currently i'm listening to a LOT of emo songs now so i feel "not-so-perverted" now. SURPRISED eh?
well, there's a LOT of me you don't know about. i can be VERY subtle, you know. and gwen is probably reading this with her mouth wide open....(figuratively..of course, unless, she_)
My day wasn't really cacophonous, because well....everyone had the FLU. all these songs actually make me feel sadder than ever because i know i can't acheive whatever i want. well, life isn't fair, isn't it. we just have to endorse with whatever we have and be thankful for what God gave us.
i have to admit..i am not exactly proud of my fidelity but i don't know what to do. It's just me and hopefully, i'll mature one day and realise allegiance and devotion are very important in life.
You know, actually saturday night was really sick but i'm not in the mood to talk about it now. so was today, during the daytime with my sub consciously perverted mum. i'm very sad. everyone seems to be chastise with me. The only time when i feel, there were times and other sections of my life filled witn remorse. the only times when i feel subtle, i also feel upset and i know i shouldn't. I realised if i loved 'Him'-Jesus then i know the right way is to go against my feelings and banish them away.
Dear Readers, please do not get the wrong idea.
and also after having a conversation with gwen, i realised....well, i'm not the person i want to be. i failed my mission...Adios. backstreet boys
P.S:

Air Pressure (Chpter 6) is very sick.

cue; heat it up and it will stand
suck it and it will rise

The Funny thing about Clarissa. #2(and about me too..DUH!!

2008-08-09T00:13:00.000-07:00

YO!! haha. wanton clar has a new blog...FINALLY!! she just has this amazing euphoria of....Mammoth!!

lawl! yeah. and then we had this very funny convo:-

me: are you coming to my house OR NOT??

clar: yes yes. i just have to um...your address first...(form 1 girls...*they're there for whatever reason..giggle*)

me: OH of course.

[clar takes out a piece of paper and passes it to me]

me: alrighT!! writes down this:-(original text)

to my prettiest friend, clar,

(my house address*)-not stated for security reasons

and my phone number...followed by my house number.

call me.

then, good ole Gwen Yi decided to edit the letter:-

(edited version)

To my biggest BOOB friend, clarissa,

(number, address)

call me

i'm free EVERY NIGHT

....

except on tuesdays

tuesday's mom night

it's really fun

you should JOIN us

......

call me

LAWL! gwen and i are the TANTAMOUNT!

you've gotta be kiddin' me man!

then we had an equally fun time at LIDRA

Ravi chose the 4 people for the group_ sam, gwen hannah and winnie

i was excluded. bet you know how i felt THAT time

i won't elaborate on that...

instead, rachel chose me to join another group:-

i was with Rajveer and two other F1s;

the topic was "godzilla vs model"

ok. so winnie wanted me to do SOUND EFFECTS...(hint hint..aaron's sound effects on 'guys in bed' was AMAZING)

but rachel wanted me to act...coz she chose the title because of me, practically. (phoebe feels flattered)such superiority of moi!

anyway

rajveer like got the wrong idea and tried to seduce me...(i'm a model, by the way)

then the whole act got pretty intimate..if you asked me)

i tried to calumniate by ducking and running AND STUFF..

i won't elaborate on this either....that's for gwen yi to continue on..

hehe

***

then, today, i went to the Kumon meeting where there were only like a few completers there,

we like chilled and laughed and did stuff

gosh! it was so frickin' lame wei!

HANNAH! i found another person LAMER than you....RACHEL!! LOL

her jokes are so LAME

then there was a session where we had to share: emo time*

the lights were dimmed, sexy music was played.(cue: pink panther)

we talked. before that, we played this game where we had to pick up Jenga blocks with....

CHOPSTICKS!!

i was so terribly hopeless at chopsticks that i cheated the rest of the game.

alright. haha

the place was oppulent... and i seceded to the bathroom,

_________censored*_______

phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
see ya gorgeous
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
clarissa says:
riiiiiiiight.
clarissa says:
bye
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
NO
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i..i
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
love you
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
please
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
don't leave me
clarissa says:
okok
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i...i'll kill myself!!
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
please...
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
you're all i've got!
clarissa says:
ok i wont leave you!
clarissa says:
sorry, babe. but my heart belongs to another
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
NO
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
who is that??
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
grr
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
clarissa says:
it's...it's
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i swear
clarissa says:
i cant reveal the name
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i'll
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
NO
clarissa says:
i'm scared you'll kill him
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
tell me
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
is it gerald?
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i KNEW IT
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i know it's gerald!
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
you've been visiting him all these while, haven't you?
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
Gerald isn't a GOOD man! he has sex with cui yi!
clarissa says:
no it's not gerald
clarissa says:
it's...it's...
clarissa says:
no i cant tell you
clarissa says:
but i will tell you this,
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
why not?
clarissa says:
he is everything you are and more
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
OH
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
grr
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
is it Aang?
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
dammit
clarissa says:
no it's not him either
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
who is it?
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
please
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
tell me
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
or i swear i'll never ever talk to u again
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i'm serious)
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
really
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
*sings
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
It's so funny, why we don't talk anymore...*music plays
clarissa says:
lawl

Phoebe. Is. Happy

2008-08-07T04:04:00.001-07:00

hello!! my blog's back on track!! yaay! i'm so happy i could hug someone!! XOXO.
anyway, back to business:-
yesterday was a rather uneventful day, not to say much, but i mean not so like the usual concert practice where we all have fun. Honestly speaking, i'm just really glad the whole ordeal was over and it wasn't as fun as it used to be because, well the probates had duty and well, they hang out among each other. yeah. i'm a little sad about this but anyway, i'm not in the mood to be sad now. MY BLOG'S OK AGAIN!!! XD
hehe. i'm using the smallest opportunity possible to embrace the new freedom of styling my blog. =) By the way, yesterday, Mdm Cecilia decided to REPLACE ELRP with oral, which means more drama and fun stuff!! YAAY...she rocks man...!! ...and roll
The piece Audrey and Naomi did on the human radiator was HILARIOUS!!! it was so FUNNy that i doubled up and laughed so hard that my insides developed a painful stitch and tears rolled out of my eyes. At the end, i was all dry. (literally!!)
And today, was really funny. since i finished my assignment(computer) early...thanks to the aid of the chaste and brainy, and annoyed Stephie. FYI-i copied the whole thing. haha. she gets REALLY annoyed when i copy her work, but who cares man! i have a STORY to write. Considering the fact that the entire plot of the 'Skandar" story is going haywire, thanks to the three GENIUS writers, Gwen Yi, Gwen Ng and ME!! (too many cooks spoil the broth-scientically proven by these writers)hawahwhaw
yeah, so anyway.
then during lunch, gwen and i headed to the DUTY point of our favourite and accessible Clarissa Chung. we had a factious time. heehehe. it went something like this:
Phoebe and gwen look momentarily at her NAME TAG.
Clar notices. She thought we were looking at Aang!!...who wants to look at aang? UGH!
puts file as a back up. momentarily distracted. gwen and i strike the iron and seized the opportunity.
she notices.
i say"Oh crap" and runs off to purify my mind
looks fortuitously at the PE balls-basketball, netball, footnball and the like
i say: that's NOT HELPING
hawhawhaw.
i laugh. i kid. ahaha
ok. Then later salim told me a very funny and stupid story about Kumon.
it goes like this:- Since he's in Level L now, he's invited to go to the workshop thingy. his mom got irritated and refused to write the letter. his instructor called his mom and the way he imitated his mom was WHIMSICAL! i laughed and laughed. then he told me another story about him and his sister watching TV. a commercial came up and it was...yep you guessed it, a Kumon commercial. he said the way the dude pronounced KUMON was really funny. such a callow boy, *sigh. but funny. haha
i am thinking about changing the Skandar story title to 'The story of GOOD-LOOKING people.'
*snort-so perasan.
During Bible Studies,
i was halfway reading aloud the passage from the BOOK of ACTS when i came across a word. i choked with my words because of my infamous and uncontrollable laughter. such chagrin. i sat with hannah because she didn't bring her book of acts. she jokingly said "phoebe, let's merge as ONE" i laughed and agreed. AND IT WORKED.
Mdm peters scolded everyone who didn't bring the book EXCEPT HANNAH.
haha.
there was a funny convo too.
Peters: who wrote the 'book of acts'?
Class: (in unison) LUKE
Peters: and who wrote the gospel of luke?
Some dudes: Acts
hawhaw..so funny. of course the gospel of luke was writen by luke. which reminds me that gwen and i planned to write books about ourselves....since we're so damn perasan.....oh sorry i mean MYSELF!!
LAWL!! such a long post. yay!

phoebe's humblest apologies

2008-08-06T06:02:00.000-07:00

hello there. i'm going to make this real quick. i am very very very irritated by this whole internet problem. i mean seriously. i also have some "debatable" reasons whya certain SOMEONE has problems too..what's up with the world?? i can't seem to find any information whatsoever. heeehee. you guys have No idea what i'm rambling about...right? sorry. back to business. WEDNESDAY-events at school:_ will be revealed in the next POST.
hawhaw....sorry...

Still in difficulty, but spanish fanasies really help

2008-08-04T05:30:00.000-07:00

hello!! it's a not good day. i'm really irritated because the blogging thing is really pissing me out. gargh!~ it's the WHOLE i can't upload nor change font or anythhing of the sort...i need a comp genius to help... wen chuan??
i also can't link. life's terrible but i have to be grateful..i guess... there's a meeting this saturday at the office for training for the whole completers workshop thingy....aah!!
clar's really smart...woots!! and i saw gee keat trying to be cool by running his fingers through his hair..he looked good when he did that...
NOT!! hawhaw!!LOLz!
gwen and i have so much happy perverted moments..heehee....=) i laughed so much that when i lined up for assembly, my throat was frickin' sore..gargh!! hannah...you have the same comp problem rite?? let's face this together... aw man! i have the usual problem most girls who are unlucky enough to style in this get-up that is cool but very difficult when studying in wesley- F-R-I-N-G-E...audrey is standing up for 'Fringe rights' yeah!! you go girl!!@@##
i have to sort out this blog problem. if not, my happy blogging days are officially over.=(
hannah...as usual came over to laugh at my fringe being clipped up. then she ATTEMPTED clipping up my oh-so-normal fringe and she ended up laughing like a maniac. grr1!
i have this AMAZING fantasy with sexy- woots!!
gwen says i should be MORE subtle. here's our convo(warning_this isn't censored so beware the perverted language used in the convo)
me: i think i should be subtle gwen..you know, if not X would just be plain scared
gwen:(nods head ecstatically) YOU THINK?! of course you should be more subtle.."oh X's so sexy.X spells sex, X is just sex,sex,sex..!!geez man....who wouldn't get scared...gosh!
me:guffaws* and says: yeah and i told stephie if X would be scared with OUR perverted jokes.
gwen: O.O what did she say?
me: i told her all those perverted jokes i make in front of X is so uber harmless compared to the REAL ones i make with gwen..dam*!! you should hear us!! hawhaw..
(we high five)
gargh! i love SPANISH fantasies..don't you gwen??

Lyric Changling

2008-08-03T00:07:00.000-07:00

YO!!! hahaa! my blog's still crazy..and i don't know why but never mind. gargh! i'm so jobless......yeh....hie! oh yeah i wrote another song called "hurt"(i won't lie)
and concocted a lyric changer Don't speak i know just what you're saying, don't tell me coz it hurts'
hehe! gwen! we have so many INVITING memories TOGETHER!!! LOL!!
i wonder.....i miss him...

My crazy blog

2008-08-02T00:17:00.000-07:00

hello!! my bloggie readers! i have some serious posting problems but i assure u everything will be all right because nothing stops the crazy pheebz from blogging!!
anyway there were emo times at school because like i feel i don't have a single shoulder to cry on or pour out everything...sob*
BUT..i don't feel very emo now so i like called gwen on the house phone, overheard some arguments with her cute lil sis and the convo went as usual.
i have just finished writing a new song called 'me and you'.....uh huh. very SUGGESTIVE..i'm still learning how to rap. yeah yeah!! woohoo!
BTW, i have certain security complications but, hey that's better than having a beat up old comp rite? byee!!
P.S- i miss my DU friends...miss ya guys! maybe i'll find time to visit u again
oh yeah! and i called esther and at that time, yen jin was with me and i told esther yen jin n i were in the same stall in the toilet...heehee!! esther's FUNNY!~!

P&A show-prototype

2008-07-30T03:36:00.000-07:00

hello my fellow blog readers, today i am going to tell you that the P&A show is comin' up so watch out for it. i'll be pasting it on the blog anyway so yeah. it's a pretty lame 12 minute show starring me and my brother and if there's any thing lamer than that.....i'll, um never mind. kaaay, so nothing much happened today except that i'm a little sad and i lost my wood. i spent some time in the bathroom. yeah. Mrs peters scares me like seriously...
P.S-for those who like my posts long or who like my posts short, please state them in my chatbox coz i really don't know whether to write long or short posts now. k??
oh and i'm renaming my blog to phoebe's blurbs

Dreams and the BIG house

2008-07-27T01:35:00.000-07:00

gargh! i feel like pooping now. neways, i just had a VERY stimulating convo with clar.
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
hey
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
u got webcam
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
haha
clarissa says:
yep
clarissa says:
i do
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
wanna??
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
do it?
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i wanna try it
phoebe loves Saphi a.k.a FUNGUS/Felix Zenger fan.www.phoebe-banks.blogspot.com says:
i haven't done this with anyone else before

then, haha i had a very stimulating dream:
no way i'm telling u what it is. my brother has SO MANY rich friends
gargh! his fren, jet's house is HUGE! i mean like HUGE, GIRNAMOUS and MAMMOTH!! i could even say it's LARGER than clar's **** size and well...huh...THAT"S SAYING SOMETHING!!
last night, we had food and drills..yeah baby and then wei hong decided on being my supervisor..yeah and then his GIRLFRIEND would come..gosh man! O.O haha! the expression on his face when he saw sam was PRICELESS!! wOOt!! thren good ole him started disturbing rachel on her holiness by giving his over-the-top perasan speech and then me air-playing the sax and the spotlight and well..trust me...if u think i'm perasan, well...time to say hello to him!
brrrrrrr
argh! neways, i just started on a new song and it's called, Confused,unfazed,delighted.
haven't really started on lyrics...just the chords and notes...yeah
can anyone help me on installing a thingy that tells me how many ppl visit my blog?? thnks

A Saturday to remember

2008-07-26T01:06:00.000-07:00

now, i titled it sat to remember coz i don't have saturdays like this one. neways, yeah i'll share the weird, perverted tales of my family. first we went to a hainanese restaurant to eat. then we went to a shop that sold bakery stuff and the like. there, i found an ENORMOUS bar of chocolate..i mean it was seriously HUGE!!! later we went to my childhood place....SSF and until now, i still haven't found out what those initals mean.... yeah all my love for home deco came gushing back. yaay!! my mom used to take me to these places when i was little. like 10 or something.....oh yeah! over at the place, i had another funny and stimulating convo with my subconsciously perverted mum. (note the capiltalized words)
me: ooo!! look at those grass balls. they're so real!(points at the grass balls supposedly for deco)
mum: yeah loh! but very plain ah! no decorations
me: but they look very real...
mum: (vaguely) maybe those grass BALLS are put for SALE so that we can D.I.Y...you know so we can DO IT OURSELVES...
harhar. i grinned and laughed like crap. then later i had ANOTHER funny convo with my mom..
(at the stairs)
mum: eh! careful ah...after fall down don't kick the jars of NUTS please....after have to PAY. (examines the jar) ah! the NUTS very real hoh? (i snort)
then later in the car...
mum: reads something out of the mandarin book
dad: (listening and suddenly makes a retort) hah? lan jiau?? *bursts out laughing
mum: haiyo!! you're so corrupted!!
**if only she knew.......
haha...yaay! chocolate marshmallows... this is a day to remember...
oh yeah and apparently edward's mum remembers me as the girl named phoebe...and she remembers my mom....hawhaw

short term memory

2008-07-25T07:38:00.000-07:00

i'm gonna talk about today coz i don't really remember anything interesting happening the days ago...ah well.
today, i'm really upset. i don't know why. LIDRA wasn't as fun...i mean..it was but without chucky and hannah and the rest, it wasn't exactly much of the entires..yeap. everyone was so gullible today. haha. during LIDRA, sam(mom) gwen and did a reenactment of American Idol season 7..the one with blake in it...oh yea!! mom was simon and gwen was paula...and yes u guessed it...the ever so famous whole penguin slap thing then make out. i was Blake...uh huh coz i wanted to beatbox. mm. we kinda changed the script a lil' bit like blake actually wasn't supposed to go to hollywood but simon and paula were too busy making out that he (I)stole the 'golden ticket' and i(embarassing) ran around the classroom screaming and shouting "I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD" ..uh huh
well, i had oral today with the lembaga woman wthateva....she's nice..yea. oh and june asked me why i was in the office coz like there were only me and nik and well,since nik is there and waiting and i looked really nervous, she guessed. mm.
i just feel like talking to someone and expressing how emo i feel now. anyone?? gwen??
note-to-self: stephie is an AWESOME partner. she practically does 98%of the work..teehee.

PAIN, hurt, croc,emo..robiah

2008-07-21T05:57:00.001-07:00

hannah and i doing emo poses..mdm got the WRONG message..

haiz....today was okay, till games. i injured BOTH my knees and yeah...blood was involved and hannah did nothing but allowed me to punch her whenever she made snide remarks about my wound.....i'm really upset right now...like i'm a big, fat(not literally!!) loser....i seem to be a potato at everything...:( then, sigh* i injured my knees....they're really painful, i can't even walk. and my dog isn't really HELPING.....

then, i talked to minyi on the bus...and we stopped by at KFC. we bought the 'jimat set' since i'm really tight on cash..initally i had a hard time choosing the food. min yi wanted to but the set that included the mini radio but decided not to after i told her it was a mere 'con' job since i had experienced the exact same thing with the KFC 'meltz'-some tortilla, chicken fillets and other yucky stuff..* and had a portable speaker on usb....it didn't work. min yi and i then burst out laughing when one of the F4 dudes bought the set that included the radio just after we critisized the KFC con job. hawhaw..he's just dumb...he got GOTCHA..ed. then i ate and ate the cheeesy wedges and stole a lot of wedges from min yi and anesha....haha i bought a burger!! (set B-colonel burger and pepsi) the funny part was when i took anesha's wedges and then dhivya was talking about how lame, dumb and retarded i am....anesha said.."i don't think she is" i took a bite out of the yummy wedge and since my mouth was full, i didn't have enough "tongue" to thank her properly..it came out like this; "thanks anaisha" yeah...ahem* i'm swimming in the nile....crocs and muddy water...i'm gonna rename my blog again..maybe...i shall consider...i like tyra. OH YEAH!! back to topic, when we were halfway eating and chatting, naveena-being the jobless person she is- took a straw and blew it in my face..i was talking to min yi that time and i said..(DON"T LAUGH!!) "where's the wind? did auntie open awindow or something..is it the air-cond" gargh!! it's funnier with naveena anyway and min yi laughed so hard she..um nearly puked on me.....not my finest hour*then..jobless naveena stuck 2 straws and tried to drink..yeah.. * concert practice is over..sad* in pain* i feel useless* i wanna go to sleep and perhaps never wake up...

***-wen chuan had that same,dreamy look in his eyes again when he talked to SAM...heehee...then being the jobless person i am, i decided to feel his pulse and BY GOLLY it's frickin' fast man!! WOOTS!! sam thought i was lying but i cross my heart and i say it's true man to all that believe.... OH STEPHIE!!! she sings like an angel!! WooTSS!! i love MOK !! hawhahwwhahwh!!

My convo with Gwen(hot cross buns)

2008-07-20T06:49:00.000-07:00

this post is gonna be really short, k? i just got off a really heart pumping time with gwen..we laughed too much. here's our convo:
me: hey u noe my mom asked me to give her my toy bread and i said "i like my BUNS'!!!! hahhaa
gwen: laughs too
me: then my dad gave this speech and it was kinda like this:-) *plain random with the smiley face... :- he is a very EXPERIENCED man who has offered a lot of SERVICE and is of great COMPANY for MANY years...buahahah!!!
my mom thinks sam is really pretty.....hhehehehhhhee
yeah and then i talked to gwen's sister..she's so CUTE!!even on the phone!
gwen: i'm very sick, right?
gwen's sister on the background* yes..
gwen's sister on the phone: she's very very sick..
hahahha!! aiya wei she's so cute la
me: what do u tell her??
gwen: stuff.....
hahahaha....then we talked to my brother...aaron.
aaron: she's Satan's little helper, she's a goddam f**king b**ch, and she sucks...*censored neways, she then alughed and we talked about gee keat..(geek..eat) and laughed about his retarededness...... then gwen called her mom.MOTHER and i told her i called mine; mummy, or mom, or her name(i rarely call her by her name, i call her chinese name to annoy her..heehee) or DURIAN....(well,she likes durian..)yeah......that's all. back to school..sigh

LAST DAY OF CONCERT....AND MOK!!! wacky pics 4 ur pleasure.

2008-07-19T23:12:00.000-07:00

Winnie applying make up

hannah and i are doing spidey poses.
Twin time. let's leave them both to enjoy.
SAM, ME, ESTHER..notice anything?
Sam just can't wait to apply moose.
GWEN!! ..is HUMPING clar!! muahhahaha

Wowooee!! gargh! i'm so sad. concert is OVER>>which means no more hanging out with the probates....:(. ANYWAY, i am intentionally supposed to make this post FUNNY, so um...ashley took a bunch of wacky pictures that was mainly ME and hannah,(though all hannah's poses were just to make HER face hidden..) HAIZ....sighs*. then gwen, nicole and i went... i mean sneaked ... inside the hall in our outrageous, attention attracting costume(we shoulda changed..heehee) and laughed our heads off at......................MOK!!! YAAY!!

then i met ashley's mom...I got to know her from the Click 5 concert...WOOTS!! and borrowed the program book from her..

AHAA!! gwen and i saw the program book and turned the page to the cast so see...(yep u guessed it... MOK VING CHUNG!!*did i spell his name correctly?) hahahah!! he looked so MACHO in the white shirt and tie...hahaha and the non-existing songkok.

whahahaahha!!

then i saw the CATWOMAN dance....yaaay!! :) it was so good!! i tried imitating some of their moves which got some parents to divert their attention towards me.. hahh!!

OH YEAH!!! then there was a funny time where Audrey came towards me, complimented me and thought the woman behind me was my MOTHER!!!! BUAHAHA!!

so, in that awkward moment, i whispered to her that i haven't a clue who that woman is...then audrey gave a shaky smile at the woman and ran away, laughing. *attempts left eyebrow wiggle but fails to do so....so just raise BOTH eyebrows*

yaaay!! mok. the parents were in a very good mood after seeing him. hahahah.

MOK: Oh...she's dead.

laughter fills the hall. [gwen and i laugh and stamp our feets]

then i met farrah...:)

hawhawhaw. sam is an avid sms er....hahaha!!!! can someone teah me how to use the dictionary in my phone..it isn't very user-frenly. :(

boom bam baby!! we were very hyper in the beginning coz of ash, hannah and me complaining about my dad buying durians.

WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSSS

gargh!! i can't seem to figure out WHY the crap i'm doing this. i'm officially addicted to blogging!!@@@@@@#####$$$$$$%%%%^^^^&&&&****()

ah!! jsut being RANDOM!

i get to keep the costume..yeah n my mom wont let me burn it. :(

i just finished listening to the ORIGINAL version# of A BOY LIKE THAT...and there was one verse where it was like:-

a boy like that,

wants one thing only,

and when he's done,

he'll leave you lonely.

waaahhhhhaahahaahah!! west side story!! yeah baby!

well, that's bout all, time for books tomorrow. :(

Scary clownish halloween

2008-07-18T23:34:00.000-07:00

An exceptionally BLUR picture i took with hannah and winnie.(winnie looks like an ARABIC princess.

A very cute ring. we look like this before make up.
Hannah and i- our EVIL looks. i don't look very evil..to be honest.

AAH!!! i look so UGLY next to sam..she just had to kill my self -esteem with her TOO-BEAUTIFUL looks.
YAAY!! i took a picture with MOK Ving Yii..(LOrd capulet's SISTER!!!)

ah! the pictures are there so that hannah can steal them...(grrrr)

So concert...the big day. we practiced like crap so the performance went out well..just so i thought. well, mdm robiah did my make up AGAIN...and hannah stood by to watch and laugh.and believe me, she LAUGHED. she practically just curled on the floor, clutched her tummy and laughed. ah...mdm robiah , let's see what made it so funny:-

Mdm Robiah: AH! my model, my clown..(in whisper but everyone heard it anyway) and my VICTIM!!! (hannah laughs)

Mdm robiah: (holds up mascara brush) TENG TENG TENG(evil hannah laughs..well she practically laughed through the whole thing) {poor me had to sit still and keep a straight face} MASCARA!!! (she applies it on me)

then she drew my eyebrows...then came the lipstick:-

Mdm: HAH!! the LIPSTICK!!! TENGTENGTENG!! come....(mock gestures with her hand) let me put it on your CAPTIVATING lips.

seriously man, i swear that was the funniest of her i have ever seen... practically all...the adjectives, the mouthy special effects (for ppl who don't understand what special effect mouth means..it means TENG TENG TENG) and all that based exaggerated mascara and lip.

i met sam's parents and her adorable sister and told them about the AMAZING CATWOMAN dance. But come ON!! the dance is just so SUGGESTIVE,ALLURING and the moves are HAWT!! those dancers,(well the guys didn't really move much so..yeah the girls...[i'm NOT LAS]) have like the most flexible body i have =ever seen....(hops up and down) WOOTS!!! the song's also very captivating..(lol).

oh yeah..what's up with the muslim theme....first this accessories...(jewel on forehead) and then the songkok on romeo and lord capulet...(MOK AAAAAHH!!)

being random*- meet my darlings

2008-07-17T23:05:00.000-07:00

i made him!! his name is SLUG-HORN!!

i painted it!! TYRA BANKS yeah baby!!

hawhawhaw!!

i made that out of excessive and compulsive randomness. XD. Audrey called it SLUT-HORN!! hawhawhaw and i said it's too UGLY to be a slut.

why did gwen tell me gee keat is "gonna give it to her"??

argh! SAM!! i need ur killer looks to KILL GEE KEAT!! hawhawhaw.... cue the JENG music....

ahah!! to day was really bawring.. i couldn't play chess coz the guys were playing...not that i'm very good ANYWAAY...
mm..tonite's the concert and to be honest, i have snakes wriggling in my stomach at the even prospect of thinking about it... NOT THE DANCE, the MAKE-UP!!!! RAWR
aah!! mdm hema wants curls in our hair and the those drastic words wiped the smiles off chucky and my face. winnie had just straightened her HAIR and i don't want curls in my hair because...yep you guessed it- i just don't want curls in my hair!! argh! my blog posts are getting full of sick, retarded stuff....can't help it!
oh yea and i'm on cloud nine today!! :)
i saw him at centre point and marvelled at how much he has changed... actually he hasn't changed much..(it's only been a year...how much can he change??) but his style and everything changed...he looks better now..with the hair and all.
GET A BLOG CLAR!! and reminder for those blogs i often visit...please expand your blog posts..they're so SHORT that i have been reading them again and again and.....*snores.

Vampire Rites ;)

2008-07-17T02:01:00.000-07:00

<_-FELIX ZENGER[amazing beatboxer]

heeheehee.

today we had concert practice. FYI, i'm gonna post things that i remember, so the funny stuff that happen but i can't remember......well TOO BAD!!

hawhawhaw

yeah,,the concert practice was rather, ahem..suggestive?? and a tad bit disturbing, scary and vampish. All of us applied extremely HEAVY make up and looked like ho/vampire coz of the blackish black eyeliner and reddish red lipstick. AARGH!!!

then we wore our costumes and looked like the usual VARIEGATED leaves. then...(hawhawwahww) gwen had some trouble with her costume becoz...i dunno, the other way round, oh i don't wanna wear chemi... yeah and then i helped her a bit. then i left her on her own. hahha.

when i turned around, i saw an enormous lump of red and green....hawhawhaw)).XD hahahh that was gwen....sitting on the floor the pile over her head. hawhawahw...hahahhah.

aaah!!! clar and ash looked so scary that they went around like vampires because of the dripping red lipstick. argh!! sam can actually bring down people's self esteem....waaah! i feel hideous now..

oh yeah and i met mok's sister..weeeee

yaaaay

ka-ching kung pao chick weee

the paragus album is still in the making...watch out for it!! :)

HAPPY B-DAY AMANDA SIM YI YIN!!!! :)

i am the bride of chucky(does evil laugh)..haha geddit?? :)

sam ate TWO LOLlies tWODAYE...:)

mdm robiah did my make up ;)

-oh yeah, did i mention she proudly exclaimed she's my beautician..

wee! gwen and i cheered the loudest for LORD CAPULET and STEPHIE ;)

{heheehee}blablabla'''kk ciao ;)

Should i?

2008-07-13T00:04:00.000-07:00

i feel friggin nervous....always staring at the 50 dollar note and wondering if what i'm doing is the right thing. Why the crap am i posting anyway when all these stuff are just plain nonsense. i called gwen in the bathroom and talked to her for a REALLY long time about my *AHEM*
yea.....Justin Timberlake ROCKS! i mean...the looks, the voice , those sexy moves....ARGH! i so totally fan man him!
oh yeah...did i mention his awesomely awesome perverted lyrics...
hehe
Future sex love sounds...
just tell me which way you like that..uh uh

hahah

does it help? i wanna call you

2008-07-12T03:16:00.000-07:00

argh! i dont wanna say much except that i'm super bored now and my obnoxious brother and his friend over heard me singing "time of my life" in the sshower!!! eek!
i feeel really emo now whenever i think of gwen. gosh! she like exudes emoness at the moment. ahhh. i'm working on a song now for her.
*it's very annoying how i always type the letter 'd' when i mean 's'.
mm my typing skills are extuberantly(is that correct?) AWFUL
uber bored now
i know i should spend some time on my books but...argh! i just can't concentrate. i keep looking at my phone, checking my messages every half seconds(see..even my english's rotten) checking my email like crap in my already annoyed dad's handphone through blackberry. waaah!! why isn't she replying.
i can't stop wondering if she's alright. ***
note; i'm blogging about this coz gwen tried that and it well...worked! i wonder if twill happen to me too... i hope. here's a piece of mine:-

The River
cheated of its victim....it froths and hisses angrily,
the smell of it just brings such jest.

i wonder if clarissa will ever pick up???
i need to talk to her! *note: that other person whom i check emails for is NOT clarissa.
aww gwen. i'll still stand by you no matter what. trust me- i know how it feels like to be ditched.

nostalgia

2008-07-11T08:44:00.000-07:00

This is Phoebe, our Fungus.I know, it looks like a mushroom -.- Ah well.All the other pics were like about toe funguses, anyway .__.She is like the most random person on Earth. So damn hyper.Who else suddenly 'latches onto a person' and goes, "Hey, do I look like a fungus to you?" AHAHAHA!But that's why we looooove her :DAlso, she's the rightful creator of the awesome group, and...that's it.Don't really know much about her, so yeah. Hehe. =X

hilarious and intimate times

2008-07-11T08:12:00.000-07:00

weee!! today we had rehearsal and a photo shoot. we looked awful except sam..(she looks good in EVERYTHING) ,winnie, and wan may. grrr
i'm gonna shorten my blog posts coz naveena says they're too long and she's lazy to read that much...OKAY!!
initially amanda ch'ng thought AHEM* turns me on but now i have someone else. i think.... i have to talk to gwen and reconsider.*
i tried hitting on gee keat but i don't think he realised after a while...(am i just a bad flirter or he's just blurr)*note:CRUSH HIM!!!! heheheheehhe
wen chuan isn't a nice guy
gwen and i sang JT's FutureSEX/LOVE SOUNDS...and clarissa's reaction is this:
cloob: what song is this?
we: Future sex.love sounds
cloob: EW
hawhawhaw
gwen found a 5 dollar note and tore it: ***XD
i love the lyrics on here's my hello: it goes like this and maybe you'll understand why i like it so much:-
you turn me on,
now don't turn it off,
coz i don't wanna fade out tonight,
your lips are the sweetness,your body's the sin
a single touch and my skin's electrified.
*skip to chorus:-
here's my hello
don't say good bye
do u want me
just stay here with me tonight
look in my eyes you can't deny me no
just stay here with me
u-u-under the sheets.

:D*wasn't that lovely.
isn't clarissa HAWT! her persona's so attractive,*note: i do not like her D15s, they're just nice to laugh at that's all.
love u winnie
heehehe
i had a emo talk with clarissa after that and then....the shining moment
me: (kelly clarkson's breakaway floating in the air) i'm so sad, you know.. all this is gonna end after next week
cloob: awwwww it's okay
me: *censored
heheheehh
hawhawhaw
WooT!!!
yaayayyyyyyyyyyyy
hehehehehehh
hahahannah
EMO time now:-
ugh cannot la!
never mind!!!!!
then during english..... hannah,ashley, nicole , me amanda sim, and schwu jiun talked about..... BOOBS.
yea and it was kinda funny coz ash and i are practically flat while chucky and claire are GINORMOUS.
sighs deeply*
set the record: shortest marriage time-2 seconds
ex-spouse: lay yin
argh i can't remember any more!! i'd better read gwen's blog. she remember's EVERYTHING!
i wanna call clarissa..

hawhawhaw(note the constant use of this phrase)

2008-07-09T03:41:00.000-07:00

HAWHAWHAW!!! i have just visited buddie gwen's blog and cracked myself up coz...basically the whole HIM heeheehee.. then i asked gwen to give me advice and well.........basically (gosh!) she tried to explain from a (ahem) point of view (which isn't her own) and well..couldn't. instead we got proudly confused. OH and my rival's a VERY NICE GUY! purrfect match for my "kekasih" alreaady only that he has to get through me to reach "him"

eeK! neways....(i'm starting to develop to hannah's sense of writing style) we had full day of rehearsal!!!! EEEEEE!!!!! and we well watched till the end. hawhawhaw. then gwen and i's "favourite" actor_ juliet's dad came on stage and we enjoyed the scene VERY much.hawhawhaw.
"she's DEAD!' hawhawhaw. heeheeh. and then i climbed into the cage and then "AHEM"* came in TOO!! WOOPIE!!!! then "AHEM* went out leaving me broke down and broke back.wOOt! hawhawhaw.

anyway.....i didn't have oral!! weee! and i'm broke now coz i spent 2 dollars on an overly priced chicken WING! gwen said it's probably worth 50 cents. (ah..such a supportive friend)
gwen and i climbed into the cage.
apparently we're both male now so....she..."ahem..i mean HE" is gay!!!HAWHAWHAW
heeheehee..gwen's blog cracks me up...
OH YEA! Audrey's funny part!!
i was standing casually by M class.(mr naresh was in there..mind you) and then audrey walks past. i say VERY loudly "VERY NICE"
the whole set one class was so darn uber quiet and the silence was broken by my quote.
sir heard and started laughing.
hawhawhaw.

heheheehehehehheehh why the rumour about sam spreaad so fast??
i ROCK at BINGO!! heehehehh first time can WIN already
HAW HAW HAW
Wan may plays the piano damn well!! AAAAAH i'm definetely in love with the piano! \
neways...weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........
i have to read dewan siswa to\\\\\\\\\\IMPROVE my bahasa!! CRAP! i very much prefer eating ice lollies(sam's way) but damn! i'm such a bad ice lolly eater. it always drips and naveena says u have to eat it fast! hahahawhaw

that's my signature laugh (hawhawhaw* TM)

weeeweeqwe! then i hear stephie sing! mmm mdm hema's b-day 2morow..hope she likes the present.....
and yes the catwoman dance that didn't fit in with the funeral march was alluring and a enormous turn on! (AOUW)
gwen and i made a theory that the cast and crew found a sloution to keep the audience from getting sad and emotional..(juliet's death)-the solution is; turn them ON! like the alluring catwoman dance(which sam remarks as obscene and which she swears never to do) and two men climbing up a pole hahawhawhaw

ahhhh!gwen and i are forced to tie the knot...* we saw two guys humping ach other and making noises...no surprises there* and well....i still haven't decided between america or spain.
P.S: yes juliet's dad is very funny and dramatic. we both agree stephy had the BEST dong....i mean song*

parent teacher's meet....friendly winnie!

2008-07-08T02:49:00.000-07:00

Argh! Today was parent teacher’s meet. It was okay….I guess. The worst thing they said about me was that I was too hyperactive and I talk to much. HEY! It’s becoz of Hannah la!!! Heehee hee!!!! Then mdm kumari said I tell a lot of auntie story..ahhahahaahhahhah. then winnie met my mom…here’s their convo

Winnie sees my mom.
Winnie: (ecstatically,) hello auntie! I’m winnie! (gives that well renowned toothy grin)
Hannah and I crack up.

So boring la after that and then heeheehee… the dewan siswa talked about blogging!!!!!! Yea..check that out! YO… W class survivors! YO GWEN

LAWL BYEEBYEE

Monday...got the mood for Jazz?

2008-07-07T03:21:00.000-07:00

Today's a Monday and it's very COINCIDENTAL for me not to post anything on sundays...it's not like i'm taking a break or something but geez man...stupid internet. I WANT BROADBAND!!! streamyx sucks like crap. yeah....today, the form 1 had parent-teachers meet and yeah, the probates were on the RUN...ushering them parents which made games and concert practice bawring!!! so, during games, i sat with gwen and the rest.....then steph joined us and i sang a DUET with her....sorry FAZ for being so hard on you. OH the funny part of the day was when mdm chronicles...******. (hehehe..remember..hannah???) came in at the WRONG time!!! i laughed and told hannah and hannah said" eh, then like that ah..how 'll she make it through the day??" cracks up.
teehee................ argh so boring...nothing to write la....
argh!! loves gwen!!!

Problems with Internet...

2008-07-07T03:20:00.000-07:00

The server isn’t working properly, thus causing a LOT of difficulty and mayhem, heeheehee. No….i’m not laughing. The darn internet connection. The ONLY site I can visit is the Phoebe Banks site. Who wants to know about Phoebe Banks but myself and anyway, only I should know and the info can’t be reached to the site because there is NO internet connection. I’m very Not contented because I can go to the blog I love so dearly and I’m truly very loyal to. Yeah….well, check out the blog You JoBLESS INTERNET freaks!!!! Yaay Soo Ann and Yi Han for happily checking out the blog. I have currently installed a new poll about manipulation and I really hope you can vote in it. Thank you!!!! BYEEE………..

12.00-3.15(a very INTERESTING friday)-

2008-07-04T03:00:00.000-07:00

<-yea! that's ben barnes...never expected that huh??

heehee!! my blog's so dry.... there aren't any colours coz i feel lazy. hmm. anyway, today we had a full rehearsal and since we're act 3, we had to hang around in the class. So, we practiced and practiced till we felt good bout ourselves and started dancing, singing and doing the craziest things imaginable. let me start by sam and hannah- they tried lifting me.... with their arms and i was flailing in the air kicking feebly.then there was "dancing with mdm robiah"!! she wanted to calm us down, so she taught us how to waltz....which i did a very BAD job.... my partner was sam which didn't help matters at ALL!! she's such an amazing dancer. then mdm santha made us do ANGRY expressions which hannah struggled doing...(that girl just can't keep a straight face) so ...................I came to the rescue and told her to imagine a VERY annoying Form 1 girl with fish lips. (i'm not going to elaborate on that..you can ask hannah) and well..it worked! YAAY!!

sam and i later spent some time peeping in the hall to watch the play. (Timur and stephie.....WOWWWW!!! they're phenomenal) then, it was our turn and i think we did an OKAY job... sam thought it was bad. anyway after the performance, we went back to class, tuned the radio and arranged the desks and chairs. gwen and i started screaming when JT's Cry me a River came on. then i showed off some off my "static pop" moves to the song...only to halt abruptly when mdm hema stepped into the class. we then proceeded to the canteen where ashley played a joke on evelyn about "cows" and well she got the joke so she didn't fall for it. But i didn't get the joke so it took her a solid five minutes to explain to me the joke and when i got it i laughed so hard i ...um never mind. and i bought sam an ice cream...:) and she paid me back...:(

i bought some mi goreng and ate it slowly. i was so immersed in my food i didn't realize everyone was staring at me...mmm.

Before all that:

Mdm Cecilia played a game called.........................WORD BUILDING!!! heeheehee and hannah...the champ of boggle won the game with an amazing record of 76 letters!!!! with the word 'Unscrambled'. and the funny part was when mdm told us to always look at the positive side of people and when she mentioned some names....she received a LOT of coughing from the class. (AHEM)teehee...i sound so mean...!! then during lunch, i tried crashing the red house party only to find that all the food was gone...*sob* ah well.....amanda sim tried making me finish her leftover lemon juice..which i did.. ahhh.

Before that:-

during geo and art there was no teacher..so i took advantage of the situation. i played air guitar(inclusive of smashing and tuning) and sang maroon 5 songs with my nose pinched. we(wan may, desiree, amanda sim and nicole had a good laugh) then i pretended to be a TV. ah a funny part was when desiree laughed and hicoughed at the same time!!!!!! HAHAHAHA it was so funny!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHEEEEEEEEHEEEEEE!!

now to wrap up my post....1. amanda sim eats chocolate delicately. 2. i like my fringe 3. air guitar solos are the best! 4. raphael laughs a lot when i sing maroon 5...heehee 5. the fun side of nicole 6. the fun side of mdm robiah 7. audrey got away when she didn't pass up her novel book...8. my band snapped twice 9. i'm seriously a REAL retard(nasy's msn said so..teehee) 10.winnie's blog has a lot of pictures in it and i look good in them..(heehee keep up the good work winnie!) 11. Vote sam ng weslian icon and winnie as best smile(hahahha) 12.i can't view gwen's blog. she blocked me!! grrrr 13. the guy acting as juliet's dad is really dramatic and a very good actor..(ahem..voice dripping with sarcasm) 14. i like tha bread. 15. WEEEEEEEE have a NICE DAY!!! 16. i'll post a vid of me playing 'dream big' on the guitar soon!! 16. clarissa farnie when she's trying to be sexy!! wOOt...gosh....the hannah germs are infecting me!! 17. sam 's catwalk is so good!! especially with the shoulders.... (heehee nudges gwen) Oh yea..GRRRRRRR darn her perfection and sexiness...!!!!

BYEEEE

Marsupials, turtles, guitars and doughnuts

2008-07-03T05:52:00.000-07:00

i really hope you'll get used to all these silly, retarded titles. It's just that i write the titles first and personally... i don't give a second's thought of what i'm going to write. I'm just gonna go with the flow of today's events...
i woke up, feeling dazed. went to school. bla bla bla.... and then the PAPER!! (organ music plays) the paper was about some nominations stuff and as i scanned the titles.. i was like hmm....not me, not me, not me TILL............................... HAHA!!! the Top Model whatever came into my visual sighting. Anyway, i'm not going to talk about that.. eventhough i am 'Perasan'.
Now, concertio rehearsali. (i'm just gonnna skip to that coz the others were dull ) WAIT!! except Bible Knowledge......:)....hehe i had pronounciation lessons from mdm peters about...PRAYER. i can say it now..teehee. Oh and i like the word marsupials..it's so fascinating.
ah! where was i?? oh yeah concert. i tripped over and lost balance but otherwise...it was all good. -yea and sam taught me um some punjabi word which i have already forgot...(blush) heehee and then we (sam and i) threw plasticine balls at the whiteboard. (YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT FROM SAM NG EHHHH????)
and we also worked on our vocal keys for fun.. is it just me...or am i a naturale blurre.
heehee and mdm hema made everyone run in a girly manner. some did a perfect job ....ahem samantha.....
mdm told me i'm unleashing my girly side..ahhh the HORROR!! oh yea and clarissa lost her hamburger and she's sad about spending another dollar...

Out of Count

2008-06-30T07:01:00.000-07:00

Argh!! this rehearsal in the chapel was the worst EVER!!!! i'm going to make this short and simple coz of limited time on the comp....:(. mr naresh says my counting's all out and i shocked mdm hema by mentioning the word..."strippers" and when serena and shwu jiun talked to me about it and i said .....well you can have manly strippers if you want. i'm really emo now coz i feel like commiting suicide...

stronger than i think i am

2008-06-28T01:02:00.000-07:00

macho!!

in the bus
a tree fossil ( does dramatic gasp) 40 million yrs
selviah found a ...
we're ALIVE!!! we made it!
ooo!!!

wow!! the FRIM trip was exhausting! We had to walk a full 3 hours..argh and the walk was just oh plain ouch! the rocks were damn slippery and the saddest part was that we had to walk within our group... well i bet ours was most successful...heehee two of our members's shoe sole came off!!! let me give my account on it:-

Nature Walk

the initial part was okay but as we progressed into the forest, we got real tired and crappy and thirsty. then our guide made things worse by giving extremely LONG explainations...then there was a tree and i climbed it!! and i scraped my hands gaaarfh!~~ i can't really remember the nature walk except tiring legs. ah! i remembered kacip fatimah

Rest Stop

i pretended to faint. i narrated my entire life as i lay down on the sandy ground... not the personal ones of course.....then i drank 100 plus.

Canopy Walk/Climb

OMG!! the climb was just plain torture!! i almost died!!!! whew i thanked my lucky stars when i saw the lil hut. then we waited and waited and watched nicholas's how to be gangsta vid. then i climbed the extremely steep staircase and began my walk on the lil bridge. the view was just spectacular! i had to refrain my speed steps. then we climbed down the steep staircase, the strong smell of wood varnish stingimg my nose.

Descent towards the waterfall

hhahhahaaahhahahahahh argh! my knees hurt and the waterfall is so dirtay! any way, here are some pics we took at frim..

Ball Madness

2008-06-28T00:39:00.000-07:00

Weehee!! i went to the orphanage yesterday and there was only one word to describe all that- HAVOC!! Initially when we came, the kids were at school so we just helped(or tried to) to clean up the place. Only that there wasn't much to clean for me and amanda. we just like dug out their stuff and sifted through the locker. we found A LOT of stuff we didn't expect to see in a child's locker..(ahem like girl stuff) and simply wiped it. it wasn't even dirty... and the lady just sat and drank milo. then we(sorry..they) blew balloons and chucked them somewhere. games were actually planned but since the children weren't cooperative AT ALL,, we just played ball. and then comes the scary part... ball madness. balls were flying EVERYWHERE!!!! i just hung around coz i'm just plain awkward with lil' kids. But awkward just isn't Me, so i played monkey with the kids..(and when i say kids i mean gwen, winnie and sam lim) and didn't manage to catch the ball. Argh and it wasn't even on purpose!! yeah...and there was this lil boy who could play the guitar(i can't remember his age but he's soooo cute!!! i think he was three) then it was time to go.. uh huh we were like that's it?? mm here's a picture of me and winnie [and jamie(is that how you spell it?) cutting in teehee]

Spiders, manly poses and top model history

2008-06-26T02:02:00.000-07:00

FAbulous! Winnie's going on the same bus as us!!! We're going to the orphanage to ummm...do charity stuff. Unfortunately, Sam Ng and Hannah can't come or don't want to come....(SAM!!) Sam doesn't want to miss Science!! OH gosh! and hannah has some gathering or something. Then there was the concert rehearsal, we were so darn happy when madam announced we finished the moves- SEE! MORE TIME BETTER RITE???-and high fived hui yi. then winnie saw them high fiving and decided to join in. I, on the other hand, did some poses with sam. She said my poses were rather...... um... manly. Oh grrr!! what do you expect me to pose like...A BIG OLE SMILE!!!!???? (sarcastic tone) geez just because i give my FIERCE pose, sam calls it manly. OH whatever!! Then sam and hannah kinda like posed to show off their excessive male hormones. hahaha i wish i could take a picture...hannah looked so FUNNY!!
So there was a part of the dance where i was supposed to run in my gown.. and i ran ..and ran.. and ran. it was such a BIG circle i exhausted myself. Mdm Hema said i looked like a spider(??) while gwen said i looked like a bat..or a bird...i'm not sure. All of us faced so much problems with the circle part of the dance. Poor Hannah had to PRETEND stoop coz of her Beehive InJury. it was all so odd and fuuny especially the closing part where ashley stands in the middle of our pathway. She'll walk and give a smile or a TA-DA pose. hannah remarked and said she should jump off the stage and let the parents catch her... you know, like in rock concerts...maybe she'll fall on mathews.... hahaha. oh yeah!! then sam's hand like brushed on the floor and shrieked when she realised it was nose poo. Actually she didn't know what it was till she wiped it on me and i realised it was pei si.
English time!!! Mdm Cecilia told us to prepare scripts for our english oral. well she said "prepare anything you wanna talk about like bananas or mooncakes." then good ole me found a loophole and said "can i do a script about top model history??" Mdm"s face goes um blank and says in her sarcastic/ whatever voice "NO i don't want to learn about TOP MODELS?? What's the use?" and i gasp!! So now i'm doing about chocolates (since mdm turned down my idea about wine. Apparently she thinks it isn't a very healthy topic)and i don't know what to say!!! oh my, we're going to the orphanage, then FRIM the next day..AAAAAH i'm gonna be so tired!!
oh and clarissa's still very funny like chuck winnie. Gwen and i are trying to traumatize chucky too.

The Funny thing about Clarissa

2008-06-25T04:21:00.001-07:00

Hello!! Well today i had a really interesting day. Gwen and i couldn't stop laughing about clarissa's chest. Here's our convo
Gwen: pheebs..clarissa's making announcements. hey, if she like grabs the mike and starts making announcements, she'll grab her chest and say, whatdya looking aat?? are they THAT BIG!!!
Phoebe: guffaws loudly.
then we asked her for her "size" and she gave us hand signals... a one and a FIVE!! Heehee..the gwen said..HAH, so small ah? and i laugh and say, maybe it's D15!!! hahahahah! aaaah
i have never met anyone who is so sensitive about their chests.. i bet she wasn't, till cui yi and gwen started throwing highlighters at her ahem!! Then... i made this really retarded nickname for clarissa. clarice jelly...mmm JELLY... xD.
then i talked to sam at the hall and i think we did an okay job with the dance except that i kept going off-balance. yeah. and the pairs dancing was so FUNNY!! well not as funny as meeting clarissa's lover..teehee. Then sam lim,gwen and i went to see mdm peters to get some forms for the orphanage for chuck winnie. then peters took such an awful time going down the lift. It was hilarious!!!! the first time i thought it was her but it was mdm faridah. then gwen got particularly interested in a picture of moi! then sam ng, hannah, gwen, clarissa and i talked in thick accents. i pulled it off with my seig et grais moi. well then that's about all eventful stuff. i can't remember the rest.

MY NEW BLOG

2008-06-21T21:27:00.000-07:00

hello all tyra banks fans or antm fans..it doesn't matter. i created this blog out of influencial benefits. (tyra banks is listed as one of america's top 25 most influential people...an oprah)
So.. hear more stuff about tyra, and stay MODELICIOUS!!