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Conversations with pervert and the SUB-pervert
Future sex love soundYeah.You know what you want
And that makes you just like me
See everybody says you're hot, baby
But can you make it hot for me?Said if you're thinking 'bout holding back Don't worry, girl'
Cause I'm gonna make it so easy
So slide a little bit closer to me, little girl
Daddy's on a mission to please
Wait a secondShe's hopped up on meI've got her in my zone
Her body's pressed up on meI think she's ready to blow
Must be my future sex love sound
And when it goes down
Baby all you gotta do is...
[to be continued..]


hey all....! i'm feeling very melancholy and ditressed...resulted from the overall that happened today.. ANY way, there's no time to feel sad, coz like the whole evil plan is READY!! for destruction! Hehehe.... i have no idea what the crap i'm even talking about
OKay!! haha..ahem! so um, the two conversations i had was with gerald..aka gwen yi and the girl who loves God...(to make things clearer, the girl with enormous ___...) hahaha...sorry....clar, fine fine....the girl whom she comes to release the stress she faces from gerald. haha..how quaint can i be? haha...let's get crackin'!
Convo 1-wong gwen yi
Apparently we were talking and laughing so much because of our EVIL business plan..(name's not gonna be mentioned...security reasons)let's call that person SHE...shall we?=)
gwen: AAAH!! she's going to kill me with all these extreme LOAD!
phoebe: well, since i love you, i'll kill her for you.
gwen: REALLY?? AWESOME! KILL HER TONIGHT, please?? (cackles) hehe...tonight*(and then here comes her perverted insight to perfectly normal words and sentences)
phoebe: yeah...okay...all right..(now this is randomly said) i'll rape her till she dies...(shudders at the sheer vility of it all) OH GOSH! SO mean! so mean!
gwen: (laughs) OH WAIT! WAIT!
phoebe: what?
gwen: DON"T! don't rape her! it's a GOOD THING!
phoebe:(puzzled and rather bemused)
gwen: at least she HAS SEX before she DIES! (the words she utters are in a choked form...she lets it go and breaks down into laughter)
phoebe: (laughs too)true..true
gwen: yeah! even her own DAD won't DO IT with her! (we both laugh)
phoebe: then that means it won't be rape anymore....it's SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!!
gwen: (halts)no...it's still rape
phoebe: (realisation strikes) I"M THE UNWILLING ONE!
(we laugh till we couldn't breathe)

OKAY....wasn't that a heck of a talk! okay..now
CONVO 2-clarissa chung
we were just basically making small talk here... here's a few interesting points(actually there is one that's too soft to reveal..let's keep it that way, k?)
me: so, ok.um if i give u an accent, you guess it,k?
clar: all right..
(the rest is censored due to face)
me: hahaahahha! i saw your mum's blog and the entry; my clar's all grown up..and the picture had MOK's FACE in it!! HAHAHAHA
clar: gosh! whart's the matter?
me: oh nothing! hahaah! remember gwen tried to make the heidi story SICK?
clar: yeah..that was terrible..you know pheebs, i feel NORMAL talking to you...(in my head....WTH?)
me: riight..haha..ah ok, that's good, right?
clar: i guess....that's good.
me: so, who's your dream guy?
clar: you tell first
me; k, my dream guy's jonathan rhys-meyers
clar: oh yeah..he's cute...k, mine's um..don't laugh l?
me: rolls my eyes..it's Aang! isn't he?
clar: well, yes..
me:(in my head..can't wait to tell gwen!!!) so well, now the whole world knows

the convo i had with clar was rather..well, not to be talked off with anyone...we have MEANINGFUL CONVERSATIONS..which clar apparently heard as "phone sex"
LAWL..how ironic. he hey..SUPER HOT english books ROCKS! gwen was showing me in LIDRA the sick stuff in the book...and we even tried making the AUTHOR's name sick! the reason was lame....it had something to do with a lawyer and a judge and a bickering couple, finally ending with a girl who can kill with her looks....haha...she probably burns her eyeballs out when she looks in the mirror...HAHA..that's a compliment,By the way. all right....this is getting very long-time to read my kiddy books and look for sick stuff in it! kk...ciao!
gosh! colouring the blog's so FUN!


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